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ADtempt 012 - Indominus Rex (Jurassic World) ADtempted
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Millions of years of evolution have led to this: John, Chris and Sam are joined by special guest Patrick Que to concept a world peacekeeping campaign for the Indominous Rex.
Transcript
John Fish 0:00Welcome to add tempted where we attempt to create ads for things that don’t need them. I’m John and I write things.
Chris Hanna 0:05I’m Chris and I’m just here for the archaeologists fashion.
Sam McKinney 0:08And I’m Sam and I named my dog after our Raptor.
Chris Hanna 0:16As always, our plan for today is to share some initial ideas, choose a direction we like, and then build out a campaign that answers our brief.
Sam McKinney 0:24Today we’re joined by a special guest, the incomparable Patrick Q. Tell us a little bit about yourself.
Q 0:30I’m Q, and I’m a freelance copywriter aka Scripto cephalops, but my spirit dyno is a lactose intolerance.
John Fish 0:39Our product for this episode is the Indominus Rex, the Indominus Rex, which means untameable King is a genetically modified dinosaur taking the best traits of other various dinosaurs as well as non extinct creatures to create the ultimate apex predator. Not only is it super intelligent, strong, and agile, it has the ability to camouflage itself and mask its heat signature, rendering it practically untrackable
Chris Hanna 1:09and our target audience for Today is World military leaders.
Movie Sound EFX 1:13The base genome is a T Rex the rest is classified. You made a new dinosaur, but you don’t even know what it is.
Chris Hanna 1:21With that cue. Why don’t you pick who’s gonna go first?
Q 1:27Any meenie miney mo? No, I’m gonna I’m gonna go first.
Chris Hanna 1:31Yeah, go for it.
John Fish 1:32Okay, all right.
Q 1:33So idea one. The future is midway. That’s not a but it doesn’t have a oh yeah, that’s a female, the future is definitely female. In Jurassic Park. All the dinosaurs were purposely engineered to be female, which of course includes Indominus Rex, she tore to the island making sure everyone there knew who she was that she had something to say and that she wasn’t going to back down. So this is a declaration to world leaders out there a call to action. Now a roar to actually Hell yeah, to stomp out the patriarchy and make way to a world evolved to say goodbye to the Dinos of the system and introduce a younger and fresher take on world rule 2024 We’re taking on the world and its authoritarian leaders with a fiercely strong presidential campaign led by women, beginning with the Indominus Rex mix in some support from Alexandria Ocasio Cortes, Stacey Abrams, Kamala Harris, maybe some international backing from Greta Thunberg, or prime minister Jacinda Ardern, from New Zealand, and you’ve got a future this world has been needing. Indominously aggressively progressive 2024
Sam McKinney 2:35That is hilarious
Chris Hanna 2:39right out of the gate with super strong wind. Oh my gosh, that’s awesome. Yeah.
Q 2:46idea two fixus climate changus. Fossil fuels consists mainly of dead plants, coal from trees and natural gas and oil from algae. And it’s the emissions from fossil fuels that are the dominant cause of global warming and climate change one of the top issues challenging the world’s leaders today. Okay, so fossil fuels aren’t made from dead dinosaurs, but who better to represent the dead and fallen than our very own Indominus Rex, acting as a sort of spokesperson, our IREX will help to share out and humorous yet intimidating global campaign educating and advocating for the world’s leaders and society in general to leave the dead bee and move on to something more life sustaining, or be dead too some lines be like bury climate change or else Or make climate change extinct before we are.
Chris Hanna 3:25I like this one a lot. It feels like it’s leaning into a lot of the conservat
Millions of years of evolution have led to this: John, Chris and Sam are joined by special guest Patrick Que to concept a world peacekeeping campaign for the Indominous Rex.
Transcript
John Fish 0:00Welcome to add tempted where we attempt to create ads for things that don’t need them. I’m John and I write things.
Chris Hanna 0:05I’m Chris and I’m just here for the archaeologists fashion.
Sam McKinney 0:08And I’m Sam and I named my dog after our Raptor.
Chris Hanna 0:16As always, our plan for today is to share some initial ideas, choose a direction we like, and then build out a campaign that answers our brief.
Sam McKinney 0:24Today we’re joined by a special guest, the incomparable Patrick Q. Tell us a little bit about yourself.
Q 0:30I’m Q, and I’m a freelance copywriter aka Scripto cephalops, but my spirit dyno is a lactose intolerance.
John Fish 0:39Our product for this episode is the Indominus Rex, the Indominus Rex, which means untameable King is a genetically modified dinosaur taking the best traits of other various dinosaurs as well as non extinct creatures to create the ultimate apex predator. Not only is it super intelligent, strong, and agile, it has the ability to camouflage itself and mask its heat signature, rendering it practically untrackable
Chris Hanna 1:09and our target audience for Today is World military leaders.
Movie Sound EFX 1:13The base genome is a T Rex the rest is classified. You made a new dinosaur, but you don’t even know what it is.
Chris Hanna 1:21With that cue. Why don’t you pick who’s gonna go first?
Q 1:27Any meenie miney mo? No, I’m gonna I’m gonna go first.
Chris Hanna 1:31Yeah, go for it.
John Fish 1:32Okay, all right.
Q 1:33So idea one. The future is midway. That’s not a but it doesn’t have a oh yeah, that’s a female, the future is definitely female. In Jurassic Park. All the dinosaurs were purposely engineered to be female, which of course includes Indominus Rex, she tore to the island making sure everyone there knew who she was that she had something to say and that she wasn’t going to back down. So this is a declaration to world leaders out there a call to action. Now a roar to actually Hell yeah, to stomp out the patriarchy and make way to a world evolved to say goodbye to the Dinos of the system and introduce a younger and fresher take on world rule 2024 We’re taking on the world and its authoritarian leaders with a fiercely strong presidential campaign led by women, beginning with the Indominus Rex mix in some support from Alexandria Ocasio Cortes, Stacey Abrams, Kamala Harris, maybe some international backing from Greta Thunberg, or prime minister Jacinda Ardern, from New Zealand, and you’ve got a future this world has been needing. Indominously aggressively progressive 2024
Sam McKinney 2:35That is hilarious
Chris Hanna 2:39right out of the gate with super strong wind. Oh my gosh, that’s awesome. Yeah.
Q 2:46idea two fixus climate changus. Fossil fuels consists mainly of dead plants, coal from trees and natural gas and oil from algae. And it’s the emissions from fossil fuels that are the dominant cause of global warming and climate change one of the top issues challenging the world’s leaders today. Okay, so fossil fuels aren’t made from dead dinosaurs, but who better to represent the dead and fallen than our very own Indominus Rex, acting as a sort of spokesperson, our IREX will help to share out and humorous yet intimidating global campaign educating and advocating for the world’s leaders and society in general to leave the dead bee and move on to something more life sustaining, or be dead too some lines be like bury climate change or else Or make climate change extinct before we are.
Chris Hanna 3:25I like this one a lot. It feels like it’s leaning into a lot of the conservat
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