Our Thoughts... Per Se Meghan and Ashley

You heard it, Mel Gibson is a kitten. Or something. I'm too busy to write all that shit I usually do-- to be honest I didn't even listen to this so if there are errors, just pretend it adds it the authenticity or something. I'm sorry?

We're taking a mini hiatus. Also, I edited this pcast very hastily... so if there are mistakes, just pretend they're supposed to be in there. Loves, Meghan and Ashley

I know... I know... I have been posting episodes SUPER late recently. I have been so damn busy that I can barely find time to write my material! Give me a break, I have a life, you know! Also, my editing has been very hasty because I'm doing it on the fly so if you hear an echo or two, convince yourself it's just in your head and live with it. ========================================================== Here are some highlights: ========================================================== -Banter and News- *Vote! In our Weird News Poll! *Ashley's RX situation got all worked out *Snoop license plate? Click HERE to vote! -That Steams My Buns- *Ashley has a burger to pick with the Squeeze In *Meghan is annoyed with these cities trying to boycott Arizona... and even more annoyed with their ignorant comments. A secret guest also gives their input... -Top 5 List- *The top 5 ladies we would go gay for. *It's really awkward when we come up with the same obscure person. -Weird News- *Elvis died from not being able to poop. Apparently. *Read it HERE. -Loose Lips Sink Ships- *Celebrities!?!? Gossip?!?! Yes. Listen to the podcast to find out more. -Website of the Week- *Meghan reviews Man Babies. -Reviews- *Meghan reviews a new Wii game called Just Dance. *Ashley reviews a Sacramento restaurant called Suzie's -An Open Letter- *Ashley things people with Coexist bumper stickers need to GET REAL! *Meghan wants them to know that if they want to Coexist with me... they need to go the damn speed limit. ========================================================== Quick Links: ========================================================== Weird News, Elvis couldn't go poo, and then he died. VOTE: Weird News Poll! Man Babies Swingset Committee Myspace Ashley Twitter Meghan Twitter Show Twitter Email The Show Love and Buttercups, -Meghan-

I'm just going to briefly touch on the highlights of this one... ========================================================== Here are some highlights: ========================================================== -Banter and News- *Vote! In our Weird News Poll! -That Steams My Buns- *User submitted: Izzy's buns are steaming that Europe has made it illegal to smack your kids. The UK won't agree to have this as a law, EU is trying to threaten them to. Read all about it HERE. *Meghan's buns are steaming about the kids who were told to turn their shirts inside out because they were wearing the American flag on Cinco de Mayo. *Ashley is having issues with her Rx -Top 5 List- *The top 5 celebrities we want to come out of the closet even if there is no rumor attached... -Weird News- *Monkey meatballs? Gross. *Read it HERE -Loose Lips Sink Ships- *So many things this week. People magazine's lame gay celebrity, Bret Michaels out of the hospital, David Boreanez and Rachel Uchitel? Awkward... -Website of the Week- *Ashley picks the website of the week... Passive Aggressive Notes! -An Open Letter- *Meghan hates Beyonce's hair. What else is new? We have issues with hair people. ========================================================== Quick Links: ========================================================== Weird News, Monkey Meatballs VOTE: Weird News Poll! Passive Aggressive Notes Swingset Committee Myspace Ashley Twitter Meghan Twitter Show Twitter Email The Show Love and Buttercups, -Meghan-

As the title may have indicated, this episode is late and you should blame Ikea. I, Meghan, do all of our editing after we record... and I threw out my back on Sunday putting together a new Ikea bed. I didn't feel like editing, I felt like sitting around and crying, so that's what I did. And I threw this podcast together in haste... so if you hear some echos and if Ashley says a bad word right after one of our intro clips... that's why. ========================================================== Here are some highlights: ========================================================== -Banter and News- *Happy Birthday to my little cousin Emily. The day we recorded, it was her birthday. Woot! *One of our loyal listeners, Ryan Loof, is running in the Susan G. Komen Race For The Cure. Please donate HERE!! It's a great cause, and we're very much in support of curing and eliminating breast cancer! *Vote! In our Weird News Poll! -That Steams My Buns- *Meghan thinks Judge Judy needs to take a Xanex *Ashley is going to start letting infants die because she's tired of being told her iron is too low to donate blood. -Top 5 List- *The top 5 reasons we hate cats. *Ashley has a cat. This topic was her idea. Hmm... -Weird News- *User submitted Weird News this week! Thanks Izzy!! *Can you disappear in surveillance Britain? The answer, apparently, is no. *Read the story HERE! -Loose Lips Sink Ships- *People magazine is going to be a closet door for someone... who will be the gay celebrity featured on the May 5th issue??? Well, we already know this by now. It's Chely Wright. It's funny because we never guess it would be her. Mostly because Ashley had no idea who it was and Meghan forgot she existed. The weird part is that the website we mention- Jezebel... is the name of one of Chely's hit songs. That tricky bitch! *Julia Roberts is People's Most Beautiful. Does anyone else agree? Likely, no. *Sandra Bullock filed for divorce AND she has a baby! What!? *We want Bret Michaels to get well soon. It worked, he's better now. *Tito Ortiz and Jenna Jameson? *snore*... *No more Office? No Anchorman 2?? Say it ain't so! -Website of the Week- *Meghan reviews The Blog of "Unnecessary" Quotations. -Reviews- *Meghan Reviews Up In The Air. See it! *Ashley Reviews Lisa Lampanelli's book, Chocolate Please. Read it! -An Open Letter- *Ashley wants you IT people to stop being douches. ========================================================== Quick Links: ========================================================== Weird News, Can you disappear in surveillance Britain? VOTE: Weird News Poll! The Blog of "Unnecessary" Quotations An Open Letter to IT Guys (coming soon) Donate to Ryan Loof Swingset Committee Myspace Ashley Twitter Meghan Twitter Show Twitter Email The Show Love and Buttercups, -Meghan-

The Big 5! So basically, I said there may be bloopers along w/ this episode, but I lied to you. I have too much to do to put together the blooper reel. We'll attempt to throw a blooper bit in w/ Episode 10, so keep listening. :) This episode title is in reference to one of our mistakes. I realized after we had finished recording that we meant Danish cartoonist... not Swiss or Swedish cartoonist. I also meant to say "$30,000 idiot" not "$300,000 idiot". You know me by now. ========================================================== Here are some highlights: ========================================================== -Banter and News- *I don't think Itunes is ever going to remove the podcast, so this is the last time we'll mention it. *David and Swingset Committee have entered a remix contest!! You probably already knew that since we keep mentioning it, but if you haven't voted yet, please do. Click HERE to read a letter from David about how and where to vote. *My little cousin Margaret is in the running to win a scholarship! It ends on April 30th so vote now please!! CONTEST LINK. *One of our loyal listeners, Ryan Loof, is running in the Susan G. Komen Race For The Cure. Please donate HERE!! It's a great cause, and we're very much in support of curing and eliminating breast cancer! *Ashley got her wisdom teeth out. Hilarity ensues. *Hi Selica! -That Steams My Buns- *Ashley hates advice nurses for not giving her any useful advice besides "go to the doctor". What's the point?!? *Meghan is annoyed at your stupidity when you are a contestant on Wheel of Fortune. Sometimes she wants you to buy a vowel, other times she doesn't... Basically, she just wants you to quit being a DUMBASS. -Top 5 List- *The top 5 things that we need that have not been invented yet. *Most of these items involve our desire to not have to interact with other people. -Weird News- *Man gets arrested and license suspended for driving drunk... in a Barbie car. No, seriously. *This makes Meghan very angry. We have set up a POLL! Please take our poll HERE , but only after you have read the story. *Read about it here. -Loose Lips Sink Ships- *Sandra Bullock has been spotted without her wedding ring! I wonder why... *Matt Stone and Trey Parker have been threatened by terrorists over South Park's 200th episode. As a result, their 201st episode sucked. I know now because I actually watched it. *FYI- We meant Danish... -Website of the Week- *Office Tally *Ashley loves The Office. If you do too, you'll enjoy this website. -Reviews- *Don't see Clash of the Tits. What?? Titans? Ohhh, like mythology? So why did everyone want to see it so badly? Fighting? Gotcha. *Go to BevMo, buy Martinelli's Sparking Prickly Passion Lemonade. It will change your life. -An Open Letter- *Meghan is really angry with Hulk Hogan for having low policy limits and not realizing he needed higher ones. If you know Meghan, you will understand why. If not, just listen to or read her letter HERE. ========================================================== Quick Links: ========================================================== Weird News, Man Loses License over Barbie Car DUI VOTE: Weird News Poll! Office Tally An Open Letter to Hulk Hogan Vote for Swingset Committee Vote for Margaret Donate to Ryan Loof Swingset Committee Myspace Ashley Twitter Meghan Twitter Show Twitter Email The Show Love and Buttercups, -Meghan-