Outside Opinion Abia Essien
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It is my divine duty to help you declutter the clusterfuck that is your life.
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Episode 7 - Nnamdi Kanu. Bill Cosby. Phylicia Rashad. Oli London.
Nigeria captures a notoriously troublesome agitator. America's dad is back home. Not everyone can be controversial. A non-binary Brit is pushing the envelope for trans people.
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Episode 6 - Marilyn Monroe. Big Brother Naija. Transgender Inclusion in Sports. Grandpa Got Game.
The mob has come for Marilyn fans. Two housemates from BBNaija drop some tea. The mob has come for sports. Pensioners are out here finessing younger women.
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Episode 5 - The Accountability Remix. Nigerian Classism. It is Obscene. Miss Nigeria Russia.
We put a little twist on the accountability ballad for the teeming fans. I address a particularly worrying delusion disturbing Nigeria's upper middle class. CNA fights the alphabet mob (and wins!). Nigerians in diaspora are the real MVPs.
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Episode 4 - Women and Accountability. Nigeria bans Twitter. Hantavirus. Australia's Mice Problem.
Accountability is a woman's kryptonite. Nigeria's government is tired of Jack. Could Michigan be the new Wuhan? Australia has been visited with the 11th Plague.
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Episode 3 - Christian Bashing. Country Bashing. The Wuhan Leak. Big Brother Naija. Ponzi Schemes. Vaccine Daddy.
Churches have lost priority. You should reconsider your social contract. There's new and interesting information on Covid origins. Do you own a large pair of tits? "Investment" schemes are imploding. We've found a creative way to circumvent your vaccine hesitancy.
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Episode 2 - The Return of Jesus. Lesbians and IKEA Babies. Weird Johnny. Overpriced Dining in Abuja.
Why is Christ's return taking so damn long? Lesbians seem to have a parenting advantage the rest of us don't. I watched a really creepy story on TikTok. Abuja restaurants are doing (or dare I say, charging) the most.
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