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Two British lifelong Harry Potter fans Hannah and Charlie re-read their favourite childhood book with added alcohol and cynicism in fortnightly episodes!

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Two British lifelong Harry Potter fans Hannah and Charlie re-read their favourite childhood book with added alcohol and cynicism in fortnightly episodes!

    Ep 36 - Goblet of Fire 3-4: the 8 meter wide, perfectly round 14 year old named Dudley

    Ep 36 - Goblet of Fire 3-4: the 8 meter wide, perfectly round 14 year old named Dudley

    We’re backkkk. This episode is dedicated to Hannah’s departed grandad Adrian…who has a shit taste in alcohol. We’re reading chapters 3 & 4 of Goblet of Fire and talking a LOT about fat phobia, bats, shrews, and the Weasley twins absolutely shite sense of humour.

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    • 34 min
    Ep 35 - Goblet of Fire 1-2: Milkin' Snapes

    Ep 35 - Goblet of Fire 1-2: Milkin' Snapes

    Omg - BOOK FOUR. Who can believe it - me and Hannah read three whole books. In today's episode over a bottle of 'Kinky Pride' I get very passionate about how much I hate Harry and wish the books weren't written from his perspective. We also get peak British and oveshare stories about growing up in villages and scrumping apples and breaking into private land to revise for exams - I was a really badass teen obviously. We also discuss how the fuck you milk a snake. Like seriously. What.

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    • 44 min
    Ep 34 - Prisoner of Azkaban Film: Emo and Racist

    Ep 34 - Prisoner of Azkaban Film: Emo and Racist

    It's time for the last episode of the season! We're talking about the Prisoner of Azkaban film and how it's emo, racist, has no plot and assassinates Hermione's character! Yay! We're also announcing which House has won the Patreon House Cup as well as the HeadHuman and Prefects for each house! 
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    • 1 hr 40 min
    Ep 33 - Prisoner of Azkaban 22: Time for Time Travel ft. Neil MacQuarrie

    Ep 33 - Prisoner of Azkaban 22: Time for Time Travel ft. Neil MacQuarrie

    We’re back and we’re FINALLY letting Neil speak about time travel! A lot! No seriously! Like a lot...a lot. If you don’t like time travel then I’m SO SORRY you’re going to hate this episode because we go into excruciating detail about open vs closed loop time travel, whether the time travel in Harry Potter works, and paradoxes. So buckle up! We also go on several spoilery rants about other franchises, so if you want to avoid spoilers or just don’t give a shit, here’s where you can skip: 
    Marvel Avengers Endgame: 3:15, 6:30-10:10 
    Game of Thrones: 52:20-1:00:00
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    • 1 hr 37 min
    Bonus ep - Goblet of Mulled Wine: Gay Sex, Murder, Dildos, & Fan Fiction

    Bonus ep - Goblet of Mulled Wine: Gay Sex, Murder, Dildos, & Fan Fiction

    It’s time for a very special FESTIVE bonus episode! We’re getting into the Christmas spirit with a Christmas themed fan fiction writing challenge! We asked our Patreon’s to send us prompts for: character, location, object, and spell. We picked these at random and the only rule was we had 10 minutes to write a fan fiction mentioning all of the prompts, AND Christmas. Trash ensued. Enjoy and don’t forget to head to our Twitter/IG stories to vote on your favourite fan fic!

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    • 35 min
    Ep 32 - Prisoner of Azkaban 21: Goblet of Thrones ft. Neil MacQuarrie

    Ep 32 - Prisoner of Azkaban 21: Goblet of Thrones ft. Neil MacQuarrie

    Hello! In today's episode we're drinking the most basic bitch of beers - Brewdog Punk IPA. Why are we being so basic you ask? Well, why else could it be - Neil is back! And by VERY popular demand (see, we DID read the listen survey responses!). This ep we read & discuss chapter 21 of PoA. "Only one chapter?!" I hear you all cry out in confusion - well, YES, we recorded for 3 hours, so now you get the blessing of not only one, but TWO basic bitch Neil episodes. It's a Christmas miracle. Neil REALLY wanted to come on to discuss time travel. Instead there's some absolutely spectacular accents at play (and some less spectacular), we go on a HUGE (and now very topical, despite this being recorded weeks ago) rant about JK Rowling, we talk a lot about Game of Thrones, and Marvel, and puberty, and we do a hell of a lot of singing. And absolutely no talk about time travel. Poor Neil.

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