27 min

We Rant About: Food Allergies Random Rant Generator

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Seems we've been allergic to dropping new content but here we are! Back and ready for more! More what? Food allergies! We, as humans, are fallible! Despite our seeming vehement desire to be unflappable, a taste of whipped cream can wipe out all desire to see anything but the fairy godmother turn the nearest dark corner into a one way mirror bathroom stall with toilet paper that's tough, but doesn't burn your butthole after scraping your Hershey squirts off of the walls of your chocolate factory 17 times because like our delicious content, you never know when it will start pouring out again! Dig in (or don't if you're nauseous) to a new 'sode today!

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Seems we've been allergic to dropping new content but here we are! Back and ready for more! More what? Food allergies! We, as humans, are fallible! Despite our seeming vehement desire to be unflappable, a taste of whipped cream can wipe out all desire to see anything but the fairy godmother turn the nearest dark corner into a one way mirror bathroom stall with toilet paper that's tough, but doesn't burn your butthole after scraping your Hershey squirts off of the walls of your chocolate factory 17 times because like our delicious content, you never know when it will start pouring out again! Dig in (or don't if you're nauseous) to a new 'sode today!

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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/randomrantgenerator/support

27 min