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Reading 1: Are you serious‪?‬ Pasta Dinner

    • Performing Arts

Are you serious? Asking a girl to show her titties is one of the most romantic flirts ever conceived of in human history. Think about it. Breasts are a display of human sexuality often kept under lock and key because of societal conditioning.

When I ask you to present yours to me, I am making a proclamation that my romantic inclinations toward you outweigh the total judgement of said society. In a sense, I am inviting you to join me in a world where the expectations that others have for us have no bearing upon the decisions we make and the communication that we engage with. Like in that song, I am beckoning you over so I can stop the world and melt with you.

Furthermore, take note of my use of the word "titties" versus alternatives like boobs or the formal breasts. The phonic repetition of the term evokes the dual nature of the mammaries themselves in an almost onomatopoeic way. In essence, I am suggesting that the bond we would share is so powerful that such novelties are needed to describe them and it would transcend the distillation of language into a collection of definitions.

If you can't see the romance in this, maybe you're not the person I thought you were.

Are you serious? Asking a girl to show her titties is one of the most romantic flirts ever conceived of in human history. Think about it. Breasts are a display of human sexuality often kept under lock and key because of societal conditioning.

When I ask you to present yours to me, I am making a proclamation that my romantic inclinations toward you outweigh the total judgement of said society. In a sense, I am inviting you to join me in a world where the expectations that others have for us have no bearing upon the decisions we make and the communication that we engage with. Like in that song, I am beckoning you over so I can stop the world and melt with you.

Furthermore, take note of my use of the word "titties" versus alternatives like boobs or the formal breasts. The phonic repetition of the term evokes the dual nature of the mammaries themselves in an almost onomatopoeic way. In essence, I am suggesting that the bond we would share is so powerful that such novelties are needed to describe them and it would transcend the distillation of language into a collection of definitions.

If you can't see the romance in this, maybe you're not the person I thought you were.

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