Therapy Gecko Lyle Drescher

A caller debates whether or not to keep seeing a convicted felon she met on Tinder.

Afterwards a stay-at-home mom attempts to start a career and I talk to caller on his morning walk.

It is now your turn. I am a gecko.

A caller raises a baby for 7 months before finding out he’s not the father.

Then I talk to a final caller about living in the woods, an Osama Bin Ladin slot machine, and alcoholism. Not necessarily in that order.

Shit. I spilled my juice. I am a gecko.

A caller tells their story of getting two abortions as a teenager while being sued by her mother.

One day I will reach the top shelf. I am a gecko.

A guy with three children calls in to brainstorm ways to get his life together after an intense love affair severely disrupts his life.

Then a caller talks about attending various competitive video game tournaments and a final caller tries to find someone to build Legos with.

I like your haircut. I am a gecko.

A woman shares the long string of alien encounters she’s experienced throughout her life, and worries what they mean for her daughter.

Then a final caller and I reflect on how she might scheme her way out of a day job.

It’s a whole thing. I am a gecko.

A caller who lost his virginity to his cousin seeks to shed his shame.

Afterwards a guy in his 50s shares his journey of getting his mental health in order and a final caller fills me in on an 8th grade crush that’s caused turbulence in his adulthood.

Time for my shift as an animal at the Rainforest Cafe. I am a gecko.