ALOTO: Back Footed Pretty Little Recaps

Everyone's in a tizzy in Episode 5 of A League of their own. Carson's back on her bad pie advance bullshit, Max is spiraling through hairstyles, Clance is panic drawing comics, Gary is prematurely popping...open his special can of Dr. Pepper and Rose goes on a rant about blonde hair being brown. Can we just go over to Bertie and Gracie's house where everything seems cool and chill? 
The Shirley article Rose references is here: I Loved Everything About ‘A League of Their Own,’ Except for the Jewish Character