American Unicorns American Unicorns
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Welcome to the American Unicorns Podcast
Hillery and Laura like weird things. They believe in UFOs, astral projection, telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster, and the theory of Atlantis.
They especially love animals. Especially the special creatures that are referred to as "cryptids," which are legendary animals that are elusive and hid in the dark shadows and go bump in the night.
If you are in the weird, strange, and unusual, we should be friends.
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Chapter 45
Ohio Grass Man
So um, this grass...mannnnnnnnn. Roll up a fatty with us and get comfy as we unpack the mystery surrounding the airheaded cryptid who has everything going for it. There are grass mounds, window peeping, aggressive trash throwing; this cryptid truly has everything and we promise we aren't just blowing smoke. -
Chapter 44
Jangsan Beom
If you are hiking in the picturesque mountains of Busan, don't fall for the tricks of the mysterious Jangsan Boem. Like the male lead in everyone's favorite k-drama, this cryptid enjoys luring you into a false sense of security before destroying your entire reason for existence. We hope you enjoy the tale of everyone's new favorite forest mystery. -
Chapter 43
Sinkhole Sam
If you are bored and want to listen to a story about a dumb vegetarian, then please enjoy the twisted tale of Sinkhole Sam. -
Chapter 42
Lake Tianchi Monster
Swooping into the pristine volcanic lake from a late night taco run, the Lake Tianchi Monster truly is the Cheesy Gordita Church of cryptids. -
Chapter 41
Snallygaster
Straight out of a Lovecraftian novel, the Snallygaster promises to terrify and confuse all who are unlucky enough to encounter it. We are so egg-cited to share this convoluted cryptid with you dear listeners. -
Chapter 40
British Big Cats (ABCs)
A, B, C, D, E, F-me!!! There’s a Big Cat looking at me! Come along with us to the foggy moors of the United Kingdom as we investigate sightings of mysterious and elusive alien big cats.