Can't Tell Us Nothing MBN

Topics:
- Jon Secret Agent Interview
- Jon's Ride Along
- Mandatory Training or Jobs
- Everybody should go to the Library

Scenes:
- The Interview Process
- The Ride Along Essay
- A Job Anyone Can Do
- The Librarian Interview Process

Topics:
- When kids leave you
- Could you be a Salesperson?
- Hospital Sales Tactics
- Dealing with Pressure from Doctors

Scenes:
- AirBnMontessori
- Ask The Car
- Turk the Medical Student
- The AirBnMontessori Menu

Benji is the Executive Director of @ComedySportz Houston. He started as a member of the CSz High School League in 2004 and has been improvising, acting and singing since then. In addition to ComedySportz, he has produced a number of popular shows in Houston including Beer Babies, Star Warz: Unscripted, and Improv! The Musical. Benji is an avid Houston sports fan, enjoys playing music, and traveling around the world when he’s not busy having the least funny job in Comedy.

Topics:
- Texting vs Phone Calls
- Crypto Us Nothing
- Office Drama
- Fire and Water

Scenes:
- Bitcoin for Comedy
- The Benji Spot
- The Neighbor's Firepit
- Carol's Fireplace

Starting at the beginning, Ryan was born in Columbia, Missouri, but grew up in Houston.Ryan began studying improv in 2005 with Houston’s Massive Creativity, led by MacArthur Antigua of Improv Olympic (IO) Chicago, performing at Avant Garden.
In 2006, Ryan moved to Los Angeles where he completed IO West’s Training Program, and performed with “Kick Drum Decade”, a main stage Harold team, 19-time Cagematch Champion, and 2- time winner of the 2008 and 2009 Los Angeles Improv Festival Cagematch Tournament. While in L.A., Ryan was cast in several commercials and web ads including for Cabela’s, Honda, Top Flite (with Kenny Mayne), and Baby Ruth. Notably he performed several voice overs in the animated short, “Meltdown” (with David Cross). From 2009-2011, Ryan co-directed, taught, and performed with Houston’s Rogue Improv (formerly Massive). In recent years, Ryan has coached and performed improv most notably with Baby Knuckle, Corner Office and Damaged Goods at Station Theater and other Houston venues. Additional improv festival performance credits include the Trill Festival (Houston), Out of Bounds Comedy Festival (Austin) and the @Del Close Improv Marathon (NYC).
Separate from improv, Ryan has had a unique and evolving career path. He is a former practicing attorney and is now a sales specialist in pharmaceuticals. He loves dogs, cooking, sports and a lotta other stuff.

Topics:
- The Houston Housing Market
- Ryan's Improv Journey
- Work Job Lunches
- Selling What You Don't Believe


Scenes:
- The Uncertified Lawn Man
- The Sunshine Act
- The Date Night Presentation
- Drug Rep Notes

Hoja Lopez is a Venezuelan comedian, producer, and writer in the Chicago area. This former Houstonian is the co-host of Lemonada Media’s I’m Sorry, a podcast about apologies and creator of Gay News, a monthly satirical web-series focusing on queer stories. She is a graduate of the Annoyance Theater Improv program and recipient of the 2021 DIOversity Scholarship! Hoja is currently performing in Annoyance Theater’s mainstage solo sketch review, directed by Mick Napier.
Follow her on IG and Twitter at @alohahoja

Topics:
- Things to be preachy about
- Kissing in Improv
- PDA

Scenes:
- Church of Calm Down
- The Intimacy Coordinator
- Off-Season Wedding

Topics:
- Southwest Flight Cancellations
- Stories about Hell
- Cicada Attack
- The Patriot Plus Shot


Scenes:
- Golden Round-Trip Ticket to Heaven
- Unhappy in Heaven
- The Fixed Rate