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Oh LAWD!! It's been a good long minute since we turned these mics on! Bare with this rough draft Welcome Back episode. Been on a hiatus and the mic was used for other things which we briefly discuss this episode. While we were gone, we noticed the surge in podcasts lately. A lot of Alpha Male/Red Pill pods and even some odd humor ones that was trying to grab every celebrity on the planet...but we ain't come across no Goofy Marriage pods (we probably weren't looking either but we will). We felt the need to get back into it and give it another go with some changes. New Episodes will be on the First Friday of the month and the Last Friday, our lives are still some what busy and we just don't want that burn out again. Visuals will be available that weekend after posting (Fingers Crossed)


 0:00
Fake Podcasters and Microphone Mishaps

 13:51
Florida Woman and School Schedules Discussion

 23:27
Random Kids and Rain Woes

 29:56
Breaking Habits, Changing Lives

 34:05
Rambling Discussion on Various Topics 

(Side note...smh AI did these Chapters, I would never!!)

With that being said, thank you for continuing to download our previous episodes during our absence and hope you continue listening. 

Ya know.... I knew that solo episode was gon be Doo doo butter but let's move past that...just like this year is passing us faster and faster. Halloween is around the corner so you know w- Alysha had to join in on dressing up (since Ryan just can't not wear wigs). We're back, BOF of us! To discuss what's latest in the young family life, like trying to buy our kids costumes and seeing nothing but dicks in the store...are we sure this was the spirit halloween store? IG influencers who just need to pump the brakes on influencing AND discuss how Ly got caught on camera being a NASTY.

Timestamps:
01:41 Intro

04:45 Sneaky Sneaky Ly

08:37 Branch Binging
Abc's of Death
Grimcutty
Scary stories to be told in the dark

23:22 Halloween Shenanigans

32:02 Daycare Halloween Scare, gone too far

39:40 Brittney Renner must be stopped!

45:23 Nap Time/Personal Time at Work needs to be Global

We said we were gon stop with the visuals...then I remembered how much I spent on this gear LOL, Visuals will be back on our youtube channel Monday!
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A

Lemme just close this here private browser real quick, wash my hands....clean up this crime scene....Oh and I didn't record yet! Listen its another solo nig-morning and I'm just now recording this episode. Too many thoughts on the mind and I tell you I could either type it out or be humorous about the problems on this roller coaster in life.  I really don't understand that analogy if we ain't talkin about the long line waits, the butterflies in ya guts because you seen a grown ass man cry getting off a ride. It's just a punk ass "up and down" fuckouttahere wit that noise. Sorry I been binging lately and my NY was showing LUL. Anyways it's a short spicy pod tonight and ya know what, I said what I said *Gemini Super Kanye Shrug*

Timestamps:

Just listen to the episode becuz I write nor did I edit anything

I ain't even gon lie to ya'll, it's a lazy episode Artwork night for me. The gym wore me OUT and my eyes can't stay open for too long on this here PC so deal with it. The birds and the bees talk never happened at my house growing up. I just bought my first condoms after summer school and the rest was history LUL. This episode we get into the growing pains of puberty growing up after our son hit the 13 mark this week. Then we get into some Outrage Marketing that's been going on lately on the interwebs. Speaking of outrage and parenting, how many parents get new J's for their kid and be pissed when they scuffed 2 days later? A mom is mad her child's father is not wearing Name brand shoes,

Timestamps:

01:31 - Intro

07:01 - Branch Binging: Uncharted
M3GAN Trailer

12:32 - Hitting Puberty back in the day

21:09 - Outrage Marketing

30:31 - Nike's Or Paw Patrol?

36:14 - We don't know this Jones! Alex Jones owe Billi?!

42:20 - Who Set this Slime on "Get Out of my Diner! -circa 1955" on Katy Perry?

Visuals will be available over on our Youtube Channel on  Monday, Be sure to Subscribe!
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A

This has been the most isolated "staycation" weekend we've had but man was it draining for 48 Hours. First we took a road trip for a funeral service and linked up with west coast family. At one point in the trip Ryan finally had part heart to heart with his father that provided some solidarity for him. Opening up like he came from therapy this weekend, speaking of...one of us takes up therapy and come to find out that Get what you Give in sessions. We close out talking about seeing old friends or classmates out in public.... somebody wants to be in public with the FuckItz... Lets Get into it.

Timestamps

01:48 - Intro

4:34 - Branch Binging:
Hocus Pocus 2 Review
Movie Trailer Talk- Black Panther 2, Mario, Barney Documentary

18:54 - Weekend Shenanigans

30:02 - First Therapy Sessions

37:18 - The Shade Given to Old Friends.

Forgot to Edit and Upload previous episode but we'll be back to the routine next week.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A

Well, Well, Well look who's come back! Granted still sounding a lil rough and had the audacity to have a pocket full of cough drops. Alysha returns! We try to talk a walk down memory lane going back to the school where we first met. Problem is that A LOT has changed as attended our oldest son's Open House. So many rules and so much freedom. It ain't right! How many times has your REAL self showed up at work and phrases start to slip? It's the most hilarious and "cringey" (lowkey hate that word) scenario to deal with. Tuh at 33, I thought Salt and Vinegar chips were wild of a scent... I can't imagine the smell opening up a Bag of Pussy potato chips tho.... talk about memory lane.

Timestamps:

01:27 - Intro/Return of Alysha!

04:19 - Branch Binging:
Schitt's Creek (Netflix)
Dahmer (Netflix)

13:05 - Memory Lane/ New Old School

19:23 - Kids Don't Keep NOTHIN Private

24:19 - Professionalism and Code Switching At Work

33:58 - Food News: The Got Bag Of Pussy Potato Chips Ya'll!! (They are shaped like them too)

Visuals will be a little late this week, Going out of town for a funeral so expect a Tuesday Release!
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8SztKJU5tswYcoY4qB6-A