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Everyone is busy making their lists and checking them twice, but Andy and Philip are more concerned with the movies that might not even be on Santa’s radar. So, we’re spending our Christmas with some misfit films that deserve extra holiday cheer - Krampus: The Christmas Devil (2013), Mrs. Claus (2018), and Santa Isn’t Real (2023).

Not everyone has a place to go this season, so Andy and Philip are inviting the sisters of Mu Kappa Epsilon for an orphan holiday dinner. Let’s put down those petitions and don our most empowering Santa costumes as we (try) to say only nice things to a movie that has its share of haters: Black Christmas (2019).

Philip and Andy whip up some morgue nog and get set to have a Messy Christmas by loudly telling anyone who will listen that they were wrong about Glen Morgan and James Wong's misunderstood 2006 remake of a holiday horror classic.

Concluding this year’s family therapy sessions, Andy and Philip head to the midway to talk to the chosen-family-within-a-chosen-family of circus sideshow performers in Tod Browning’s cult classic Freaks.

We're back a little early with a black friday surprise befitting this sickly comforting and low-key evil holiday where Andy and Philip work hard to set aside their grievances, and try to find some gratitude for the little things in the holiday movie that was given, but not chosen: Thanksgiving (2023).

Thanksgiving - a holiday stuffed with toxicity, violence, anxieties, and delicious food - and with those traditions in mind, Andy and Philip pile their plates a little too high by trying to provide therapy to the Simmons family of Blood Rage(1987). We definitely have our work cut out for us as we attempt to chew through this feast of generation trauma, complete meltdowns, gleeful psychopathy, and definitely not cranberry sauce.