Nightcaps at the Theater Matt Cabrera, Jonathan Kwiatkowski & Mark Zebro Jr.

“Amuse-Bouche” – October 20th 2020
We're Back After a few weeks of weddings, quarantines, and COVID tests (that some of us seem to like) Nightcap’s Amuse Bouche’ segments return to catch up on the media/pop culture we missed during the week. On this episode Matt and Jonathan ponder the influx of vomit on primetime, becoming pig daddies, and wonder if woodchucks are even a real creature? 
Matt is taking our Podcast money to funnel it into the ABC Games lineup. To fuel his problem, please remember tog to rate, review, subscribe, and listen on Podbean, iTunes, Stitcher, and more! We could always use a chute for the recording studio! 
Tonight, on the Marquee:
Shut Up Weeb! – Blue Exorcist
T.V. Court – Holey Moley 2, The Weakest Link, Who Wants to Be A Millionaire?, Card Sharks, Supermarket Sweep, King of the Hill, Lovecraft Country, Big British Bake Off, RuPaul's Drag Race: Holland, Dragula: Resurrection, Difficult People, and Fargo.
Movie Phone – The Devil All the Time, The Clovehitch Killer, and Onward.
Troddin the Boards – In the Green
Disc Jockeys – Jessie Ware, Sufjan Stevens, Fleet Foxes, and Jay Electronica.
Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420
Music: “Four Way” – William Ross Chernoff's Nomads

 
Our name is Nightcaps at the Theater and we’re here to party. Just before we head off into the spooky season, we have to make a pitstop in Okinawa to pick up Hattori Hanzo steel. With Kill Bill: Volume 1 we seek out our red-tinted vengeance against The Deadly Viper Assassination Squad, all while severing arms, heads, and dancing to the 5,6,7,8's. Part 1 of this bloody affair really makes us want to wiggle our big toes. If you have anything else to say now if the f&*kin time! Bang, Bang! This podcast shot us down.
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Tonight, on the Marquee:
Silly podcast hosts like to watch Kill Bill: Volume 1
Can’t Whistle…Matt Got Ya.
Take a Shot for Every “Foot Shot” or “Iconic/Homage”
Kill Bill X Chicago Trauma.
Deadly Viper Assassination Squad Names.
Post Corona Greetings…Revenge!  
Oren X Beatrix BFFs.
Got ______ Like Uma Thurman.
Matt Cabrera’s 72 Hour Swords.
Graceful Badass.
Charlie Brown.
Gratuitous Amounts of Violence, Poor Little Axe Guy.
 
“Blank Check and Paper Little Rascals Bonds!”  
“B*&ches = “Ruffly Half of Dogs.”
“Not on Your Life…No” – The Whole Bloody Affair.
“Why not Cap it Off” – Nightcaps Mantra.
“Please Use My Pussy Wagon!”
“Klingon Proverbs from Slithering Slick.” – Matt Joins the DVAS.
“Love Him and His Feats.”
“Waiting for the Moment to Kill”- Jonathan Waiting to Kill.  
“No Blood on the Udon Bowl.”
“Pizza is a Commodity.”
Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420
Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G 

 
“Amuse-Bouche” – September 19th ,2020
It’s a smorgasbord on tonight’s Amuse Bouche, our longest yet, but don’t let that deter you! Jonathan, Mark, and Matt are back to share what pop culture they have experienced over the summer. Nightcaps at the Theater returns to visit “Wacky/Silly Town.” Right in between Flavor and Lazy Town, that is where you’ll find us. If we jump the shark and go overtime, don’t blame us. Or we will give you a thrashing. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly? Which host is which?
Don’t drop out of t Kindergarten! Rate, review, subscribe, and listen on Podbean, iTunes, Stitcher. Trust, our gills are portrayed by Patton Oswald. Kick Flip ya way to Flavor Town! Gas, Gas, Gas, Step on the Gas!
Tonight, on the Marquee:
Shut Up Weeb! – King of the Hill, Infinity Train, Harley Quinn, Transformers: War for Cybertron, Aggretsuko, Batman: Mask of the Phantasm, & Pokémon: Sun & Moon.
T.V. Court – The Sopranos, NOS4A2, Pen15, RuPaul’s Drag Race Canada/Netherlands, Ratched, Lovecraft Country, John Oliver: Last Week Tonight, High Score, & The Boys.
Movie Phone – Mulan, I’m Thinking of Ending Things, Unpregnant, Pennies from Heaven, The Baby Sitter: Killer Queen, Double Platinum, Doctor Sleep. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, The Karate Kid (1984), Mean Streets, Stand and Deliver, Pride & Prejudice, Shaft, Initial D, Moonlight, 5,100, The Vast of Night, Project Power, The Florida Project, The Devil All the Time, #Alive, & Cuties.
Troddin the Boards – Hamilton
Disc Jockeys – Chloe X Halle, Verzuz, Lady Gaga’s “911”
Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420
Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G

 
(Fart Noise) Sorry…Pardon us…we just (Fart Noise) don’t know exactly where or who we are? (Fart Noise) Maybe you can help us, we used to be the hosts of a movie podcast entitled (Fart Noise) Nightcaps at the Theater …we don’t think we were the best movie recap podcast, but we sure had heart! Anyways we think we are (Fart Noise) watching the A24 joint Swiss Army Man, tonight. No volleyballs present. Please join us for a romantic journey (Fart Noise) signaling the end of the summer and (Fart Noise) pardon the smell, we really mean well.
“Fart” Your Engines. Listen, rate, review, and subscribe to our musical and cultural podcast on Stitcher, Podbean, Apple Podcasts, and More! Word to the Wise Daniel Radcliffe makes an excellent “Multi-Purpose Tool Guy”
Tonight, on the Marquee:
Flatulence and Friendship? We Watch Swiss Army Man!
Tom Hanks Adjacent, Breaking Matt’s Rule.
Fart Your Engines. 4-D Fart Rumble.
Daniel Radcliffe and the Real Daniel Radcliffe.
Best Cold Open in Cinema?
In Your Head or an Episode of GLEE?
This Phone Doesn’t Exist.
“Jack Shack.” B69s?
Laura Dern.
Boner Compass.
Lil’ John Always There.
Engineering Degree.
Indie Drivel and Animatronic Bears.
Not on the Newark Bus!
A “Faht.” And Too Much Crack?
“Matthew Perry on the Pod.”  
“Turn Down for What.” – In Whispers.
“A Movie that Stans Dans…”
“Fartist Aspirations.” – Dream Big Kid.
“Fart is Dead” – Nietzsche
“Nightcaps Cares.” – Sure Jan.
Filming a Mayo Commercial.
“Thank God for Hostess.”
“Would a Cork Stop a Fart?” – What has Jon Done?
“70% Creepy 30% Charming.”
“Scene From The Revenant.”
Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420
Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G 

“Amuse-Bouche” – August 22, 2020
Tonight, on Nightcap’s Amuse Bouche’s “Unofficial Official 100th Episode” and the special festivities include the following: The rebirth of AMC, Terrible and Less Terrible Impressions, the ponderings of a Jonah & and the Whale Rock Opera & More. Well, I got it! Can we have another take on that? The shower head just exploded off the wall and nearly killed me…
This podcast runs on radioactive butter and one way that you keep our glowing gums going is by remembering to rate, review, subscribe, and listen on Podbean, iTunes, Stitcher, and more! Choo Choo, butterf*&kers!
Tonight, on the Marquee:
Shut Up Weeb! – Hazbin Hotel, Harley Quinn, Infinity Train, and King of the Hill.
T.V. Court – RuPaul’s Drag Race: Canada, The Comeback, The Sopranos, NOS4A2, Lovecraft Country, Last Week Tonight, and America’s Got Talent.
Movie Phone – An American Pickle, and In the Mood for Love
Troddin the Boards – The Story of Johnah
Disc Jockeys – Miley Cyrus Midnight Sky, Show Pony, and Dinner Party Freeze Tag.
Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420
Music: “Four Way” – William Ross Chernoff's Nomads

Get the liquor and the weed out, and we will provide you with one Silly Symphony on tonight’s Nightcaps at the Theater. If you like suggestive hippos and dinosaurs getting iced to the tune of classical music, then tonight’s episode is for you, as we watch Disney’s 1940 classic Fantasia. With the movie that Matt deemed “a bore” can Jonathan win him over with the power of music and animation? For Dolby, or death do us part?
What are you on? Listen, rate, review, and subscribe to our musical and cultural podcast on Stitcher, Podbean, Apple Podcasts, and More! That’s a fish! No, that’s a horse! Either way take a chance!
Tonight, on the Marquee:
Walt Disney shares his Symphony Sympathy in Fantasia.  
Drive Ins, Dives, and Dying.
As Quick and Painful as I Can…Wasting Time Together.
Without This, There May be No Dolby!
The Decline of the West.
Schwander the Bagpiper.
Lazy Subtitles, Shape, Curvature, and Velocity.
Disney Butts.
The First Disney Live Action Remake Train wreck.
Coding with Brooms.
La Vie En Dinosaur/WorldStar.  
Best Little Centwhore House.
THICC Well Built Animals.
“Drew Barrymore as E.T.”
“Who was Makin Anime Movies in 1940?” – I Bet it A’int Me!
“Dick Huemer … yes, that is his name.”
“These Aren’t Good Titles.”
“It’s Almost Like Baby Driver.”  
“Are These Mushrooms Racist?”
 “Wet Ass Goldfish...Playing Koi.”
 “I Liked the Zeus Stuff…”
 “#FreetheNipple.”
 “Subsume?”
 
Art Provided By: John Cafiero @bonehaver420
Music: "Riviera Jazz" Provided By: Crazy G