No Thank You John Tyler Bates and Alicia Borkman

Welcome back to No Thank you! In this episode, we catch up on where we’ve been. We’re sorry we disappeared for a while. We do tell stories about our trip to Portland, Alicia’s new crazy job, and our brief friend fight. We discuss music burnout, travel plans for the new year, and how JT saved a Jimmy John’s delivery guy’s life. Also, we both agree that flight attendant training should absolutely be a reality television series.
P.S. men are always the problem

this all lower-case episode is brought to you by sour and angst. This is an episode where this pair gossip about celebrities and talk over each other and reminisce about high school drama. JT divulges a messy driving incident with possible alcohol poisoning. Alicia chats about her new job and might be a flight attendant?? We also catch up on Alicia’s dating challenge and new pet peeves (p.s. she may be the toxic one).
P.S. Don’t hit people with your car.

Welcome to another episode of No Thank You! After a brief and somewhat unplanned hiatus, JT and Alicia jump back in and catch us up. They chat about newly single life, making friends after the pandemic and updates on Alicia’s 2021 dating challenge. These besties roast Justin Bieber, gush over Olivia Rodrigo and have new occult interests (don’t worry, JT still loves Jesus).
They propose that everyone is one of two kinds of people: ones who grow on you with time and ones who peak with a first impression. Which are you?
P.S. the emo song Alicia could not remember is ‘I’m Just A Kid’ by Simple Plan

Hello! Welcome to another episode of No Thank You. This week Alicia and JT discuss the enneagram personality test, astrology, and love languages. The besties bond over their mutual escapism and the lack of respect that 2nd children receive. JT explains how good songwriting sometimes comes from darker places. Do you
need to be ruined to write a hit? They also discuss SNL, Marvel, and Malcom and Marie (sorry about the spoiler). They dive into genealogy and stunning family secrets. Do you watch SNL for the music or the skits?
P.S. Someone please bring us flowers
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JT and Alicia dive into their current adulting anxieties in this week’s episode. Alicia has a new job update and talks about driving while HANGRY. They cover setting boundaries with friends and the curse of texting. Plus, a cautionary tale about aggressive dogs and proper medicating.
P.S. You are never too old to watch Disney Channel

In this week’s episode, we just wanted to sit down and see how our New Years have been so far. As always, we talk about the shows we are currently watching and the controversial opinions we have about them. We discussed JT’s enneagram, past interventions and our chaotic friendship. We reminisce on some traumatic yet funny stories together and also clear up whether or not Alicia’s family likes JT.
P.S. Please message us if you want to hear the full story of the time Alicia almost drowned JT.