Rafe Hates Caleb Raphael Moran & Caleb Grabowski
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Rafe hates Caleb.They're longtime friends but they hate each other. Every week they talk about her sordid sex life, his miserable existence, their top three songs of the week, and a tribute to the filmography of Sam Rockwell.
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Statement Pants
QUICK HITS caleb and his apple stories, amirite? now it’s the airpods! and what’s this about the civil war movie? rafe ate bad bread! taxes suck. the word of the week is BANNOCK DEVICE. you know, the thing that measures your feet and the shoe store. caleb and fizzle will be doing a final fantasy
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No Meat in Those Cookies
QUICK HITS rafe is playing a new game called chook & sosig and you should buy it when it’s on sale! https://www.gog.com/en/game/chook_sosig_walk_the_plank phrase of the week is WET SOCK. caleb saw the devil movie with the scientist! and got a massage! it was weird. MOUTH IN THE HOLE. world of warcraft PLUNDERSTORM and city of
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Ice Cream Should be a Utility
QUICK HITS caleb is very passionate about net neutrality and what it means to have internet as a utilty. his ma is moved! and is there a vacation in the near future? hmmmmm. and bruh. there is SO much drama around the mcdonald’s ice cream machines it is BONKERS. https://getpocket.com/explore/item/they-hacked-mcdonald-s-ice-cream-machines-and-started-a-cold-war HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high:
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Sometimes I’ll Put Those in My Mouth
QUICK HITS chickfila adds antibiotics to their chicken! https://www.allrecipes.com/chick-fil-a-changes-antibiotics-policy-in-chicken-8620507 try your best to NOT use plastics. it’s for your own good. https://www.popsci.com/environment/plastic-chemicals-are-inescapable-and-theyre-messing-with-our-hormones the francis scott key bridge in baltimore fell. https://www.wbaltv.com/article/baltimore-bridge-collapse-death-toll-francis-scott-key/60319030 HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: dentist low: college class caleb’s high-low high: family time low: baltimore key bridge HOT HOT TOPICS – what is
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Stick it in Your Pocket
QUICK HITS oh, no. rafe read the news. about roundup (WHICH CAUSES CANCER), owned by monsanto and bayer, kitten population explosions, and dishwasher aficionados. probably the best facebook group rafe has ever found. https://www.wired.com/story/extreme-dishwasher-loading-facebook-group https://grist.org/science/kitten-season-animal-shelter-cat-wildlife https://newrepublic.com/article/179653/roundup-cancer-monsanto-pesticides caleb is on an adventure! he’s had a pretty good week with travels. and you want instrumental? you want
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The Royal Family
QUICK HITS is something going on with the royal family, like is kate middleton okay? but more importantly, ninja sex party NEW ALBUM!!! and caleb enjoyed il pizzico, an italian restaurant. the word of the week is PETRICHOR. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: ninja sex party & ghosty low: college class caleb’s high-low high: italian