53 min

Reality Wagon Fantasy Draft: Forgotten Things From The Late 00's Reality Wagon

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So there I was, the year of our lord 2009. Thine hallowed halls reek of Hollister cologne and Ke$ha. Each day began a battle - me vs. hairgel. We kissed our mothers and fathers goodbye each morn, nary an expectation that we would return home the same smelly preteens they once loved - we'd been slowly weathered by the storm. By with for each SillyBand snapped and Webkinz left on the bus, a piece of our chubby bodies left behind soforth. But alas we were rebel soldiers of the late 00's and I don't f****** know dude I was just trying to survive man. Middle school was b***s***, my guy. Listen to the podcast and relive your traumas, nerd.

So there I was, the year of our lord 2009. Thine hallowed halls reek of Hollister cologne and Ke$ha. Each day began a battle - me vs. hairgel. We kissed our mothers and fathers goodbye each morn, nary an expectation that we would return home the same smelly preteens they once loved - we'd been slowly weathered by the storm. By with for each SillyBand snapped and Webkinz left on the bus, a piece of our chubby bodies left behind soforth. But alas we were rebel soldiers of the late 00's and I don't f****** know dude I was just trying to survive man. Middle school was b***s***, my guy. Listen to the podcast and relive your traumas, nerd.

53 min