Slasher? I Hardly Know Her‪!‬ The Slasher Brothers

Grab your crucifixes...or crucifixi and vomit pea soup out your B-holes because Alex and Micah are back from break with the little known 1973 possession horror flick, "The Exorcist."

The Slasher Brothers are joined by very special guest, drag queen superstar SHE...with special commentary by mystery guest voice, Dr. Scott!

Is "The Exorcist" of them things you should watch alone in the darks or is it just an overrated piece of garbage that makes you type crappy sentences into the episode details section? Only time and this episode will tell.

During a segment break, paranormal investigator Hannah played some audio for us. It wasn't creepy then...but it is creepy now. Look for yourself.

In this bone-tickling episode, the Slasher Brothers are joined by special guest, paranormal investigator Hannah, to take on 2020's nail biter "Host."
It's a roller-coaster of laughs and screams as Alex and Micah dissect every spooky scene and share their gut-busting commentary. With their unique blend of humor and horror expertise, they'll have you cackling in terror! (This is so written by AI)
But that's not all! (Totally AI) The episode also features a thrilling final girl competition where the bravest soul emerges victorious. Who will survive the gory showdown and claim the coveted title? Tune in to find out! (Just write your own stuff already)

Your neighbors disappear, the new neighbors dig in their backyard at night in the pouring rain, every now and then strange sounds and lights come from their basement and they drive their garbage down to the edge of the driveway and beat the hell out of it with a stick. For most of us in Slasherville, that sounds like a pretty dope vacation. Ray Peterson is not from Slasherville. He lives in Iowa or Illinois or something. Anyway, the Slasher Brothers determine whether the classic that is "The Burbs" falls within the horrorverse or maybe Iowa or Illinois or something.

Talk about starting the year in the toilet! (See thumbnail) We watched Ghoulies and Ghoulies 2 to learn why Charlie Band is considered one of the most prolific filmmakers in Hollywood history, winning seven Academy Awards and two Grammys, all by the age of 14.

It's gonna be a wild year final girls.

Check out the dope ass songs we used in this episode by visiting the dope ass bands that made them.

Extended Play by Committeemen

Helene, Standing On A Bridge by KM North

Telephonaphobia by Candid Faces

No matter where you are, there's just something about snow during the holidays that warms our cockles. We know the stress of the season can get to us all, but at least you're not being ripped apart by wolves because your girlfriend dropped her glove. So, as you wrap those last minute gifts, the Slasher Brothers want to give your ears the gift of their sultry voices picking apart Adam Green's 2010 horror/thriller Frozen to help pass the time. Merry Christmas, killers.