Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast John Brandon, Jim Banks, Matthew Van Zandt, Vanessa

Square Roots - Episode 406
Square Roots plays a totally new game! Okay, not TOTALLY new. Some of it is a quarter century old. But it's somewhat new! And it just came out! This is different! This is strange! Change is bad! But we're rolling with it. So we are playing Square Enix's Final Fantasy VII Rebirth, and get through the Nibelheim Incident in Chapter 1 and Matt tries to make Sluttiroth happen.
Also:
- Bones Knitting
- Avengers Persona Game For Grownups 😉
- A Perfect Pooping Game
- Sexual Tension Causing Electrical Interference
- Want To Go Walkies, Pup?
- Sean Connery Wishes He Was That Beefy

This Week: We finish Chapter 1 in Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth, a totally old and classic RPG
Next Week:  We finish Chapter 3.
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Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://bsky.app/profile/stevenmorrismusic.bsky.social and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
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Square Roots - Episode 407
Johnny's out so it's another All-American episode, full of America's favourite passtimes: ball punching! Very long X-Men tangents! Chadley! Boob punching? 
Also:
- Midwest Emo
- Wrench Cheeseburger
- Who's Galactica's Mom?
- More Like Pottycast
- "I love living in Rocket Town!" Vs "Fuck Shinra!"
- Chadley in a Wig
This Week: We finish Chapter 3!
Next Week:  We finish Chapter 4!
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://bsky.app/profile/stevenmorrismusic.bsky.social and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
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Square Roots - Episode 408
Shine, shine! It's bald time. Finally us bald folks can see ourselves represented on screen in this rhythm game packed chunker of Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth! Plus you can finally donate to a non-Patreon related Matt bank account for some reason and solve a challenging boat puzzle.
Also:
- Paid in Beefaroni
- Bring me pictures of Truman Capote!
- Matt the Grumpy Libertarian
- Is Japan the Idaho of the world?
- Dasmalchian Syndrome
This Week: We finish Chapter 4!
Next Week:  We reach Mt. Corel!
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://bsky.app/profile/stevenmorrismusic.bsky.social and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
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How do you feel about minigames? What about a whole chunker of minigames? Not interested? What if I told you it was a BEACH EPISODE! But a beach episode that only lets you pick out swimwear for three out of four of the humans in your party at the time. Yes, the plot is put on hold for a moment as we park Segways, go on a photo hunt, and play some Doggy Rocket League.
Please don't listen past the credits with kids around. You'll understand why.
Also:
- The Sydney Sweeney of Video Games
- Either A Straight Thing or An American Thing
- The Original American Psycho
- Kreen's Blood
- "What's Up With Americans?" on iHeartRadio
- All the Dead Things
- "I Just Lied."

This Week: We reach Mt. Corel!
Next Week: Finish Chapter 7!
 
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://bsky.app/profile/stevenmorrismusic.bsky.social and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
Contact Square Roots!
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Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Square Roots - Episode 410
If she only could, Yuffie'd make a deal with Cloud, and they would swap their places. She'd be running up that road, running up that hill, with no problems. Come on, Tifa. Come on, Aerith. Let her steal this materia from you now. But Cloud is too busy with a little headache from the green static of repressed memories to listen, and but at least they can exchange the experience (points).
Also:
- Sweebos!
- I don't Think It's Happiness Good Times
- They WRote This In the Recording Studio
- Superman Entered the Speed Force
- That's Sahz's Thing
This Week: Finish Chapter 7, What We Left Behind!
Next Week:  Finish Chapter 8, All That Glitters!
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://bsky.app/profile/stevenmorrismusic.bsky.social and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
Contact Square Roots!
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Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com

Square Roots - Episode 411
It's Vanessa's favourite part of the game, and you can easily see why: there's dance battles! Flexing bears! Spooky ooky hotels! Pretend ghosts! Mass shootings! Even more minigames! With Vanessa as this game's hype-woman, how could it go wrong?
Also:
- Matthew Bad
- Twink-Petitors
- The Ultimate Cancellation
- Galaxy Rangers Is Just Star Fox
- Fremen, Short for Frenchmen
This Week: Finish Chapter 8, All That Glitters!
Next Week:  Finish Chapter 9, The Planet Stirs!
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://bsky.app/profile/stevenmorrismusic.bsky.social and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
Contact Square Roots!
Twitter: @squarerootspod
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/
Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com