Talkin' Tank with Ally and Abdullah Abdullah Saeed

Ally and Abdullah venture to stuff their least favorite fruit with their least favorite condiment in an attempt to create a rift in their otherwise perfect relationship. Banana Loca is an apparatus used to fill bananas that is so ridiculous that it would drive even the prudest of prudes to make a dick joke. Find out how insanely long it took our hosts to clean this product.

Ally and Abdullah indulge in their second dessert of the night by reviewing three flavors of Frozen Farmer ice cream, a brand that takes hideous fruit you wouldn’t dream of eating and tricks you into eating it. Find out how our hosts discovered this product in the wild while hunting for almost expired groceries, which shark was willing to take a bet on a beauty-queen-turned-farmer, and that Frank the cat will try to eat literally fucking anything including ice cream.

Ally and Abdullah slide toe-first into the single most successful product in Shark Tank history, and we’re not talkin’ ‘bout no Squatty Potty. The creators of Bombas did for sport socks what Toms did for ugly shoes, charging you more and promising to give a pair away to someone less fortunate so you don’t feel like a jerk for spending on socks what could feed an entire village for like three months. Find out which shark bet on Bombas, how our hosts field tested the product, and the fatal flaw that kept this brand from a perfect two fins up.

Ally and Abdullah find a Shark Tank business in the wild and take an unplanned foray into a restaurant chain that offers healthy meals you won’t have to sell a kidney to afford. Find out why Mark can’t sink his teeth into this pomodoro, Barbara offers nothing but a proverbial “convertible note”, and how Rohan triumphs in the freshness of a Kevin-free episode.

Ally and Abdullah mash their faces into a frozen beauty product that looks like a pacifier, tastes like baby food, and delivers icy death to your pores. Find out why a tank filled with sharks can’t seem to develop a taste for something that’s mostly bananas.

Thirsty for a Thrive Market sponsorship, Ally and Abdullah stoop to eating snacks made from actual agricultural waste and can’t stop raving about it thanks to one entrepreneur’s ingenious idea to gather up masses of “juicer poop” and turn them into chips that will never be as addictive as Lay’s, or to a lesser degree, heroin. Mark plays the strong silent type, Lori prints out a loan application, and Mr. Wonderful swears he’s successful with women on this episode of Talkin Tank.