J & J People Are The Worst Jay & Jenn

The freaks come out at night, but the crazies fear no sunlight. There's a lot of madness out there. You can see it, and the animals can smell it. Piggy tries to smell my dick ALL the time. That's not relevant whatsoever, but I say all that to say this. I don't get all of this boba tea hype. If I wanted balls in my tea, I'd just pour it on my crotch. That would exacerbate the whole Piggy dick smelling problem, though. But, you know what? If you want black jelly balls in the bottom of your tea, drink all that shit you want. I'm not going to tell you how to drink weird consumer beverages.

ok Life and Death right now you have to pick
would you rather be stuck in the woods with a man, or a bear?
If youre a female and you said Man, you're a traitor to your sex
If you're a man and you picked either, You're still just wrong because all men are the same and are worse than being mauled by a bear.
So I don't know what to tell you, Maybe identify as a toaster and claim a spot on the counter!

get ready for a RIDE this week ya'll. I got big Jay's blood pressure a little high but it's worth it in the end!

Listen I am so torn on this weeks episode and I don't know how I can fix it. It might just be one of those great life mysteries like why their is brail at drive up ATM's, or why 24 hour gas stations still have locks on their doors, do humans depreciate like cars the more men they sleep with?
I'd say lets find out together, but I'm still just as confused as when we started this!

I hate social media, and you know this. TikTok is definitely my most hated app. But, even so, I believe it must be protected, You really want to be free? You really want everybody to have equal opportunity? Well, that means fighting just as hard for your enemies, as you do for yourself. You're a super conservative, strait-laced type? That's great for you! If you want to be free to continue living that way, you need to let polyamorous pothead swingers do their thing too. See how that works? We're all in this together. That includes people you share no common interests or beliefs with, and that's where a shitload of people's knees start to jerk. Relax those legs people! You might even get to have some fun along the way.

Have you ever wondered, what the age limit to live alone, whats your moral compass telling you is too late to take care of yourself? What if you have zero dependents that are willing to help?
What if you have a million kids that try to help?!?!?!

What if you're like Big Jay and you're just one stupid person away from the death shed disguised as a port-a-potty?!?!
Also may be a good idea to just not use the toilet at our house.

On that note I'm going to go stock up on Werther's originals in hopes my Nephews and Neice's are still willing to talk to me when I'm old!

Welcome back to my channel!!!!
If I never have to hear someone say that it will be too soon.
The world of internet sensations has gotten vastly overrated, I think if someone doesn't give them a healthy dose of reality instead of Botox, and BBL fat injected. In the immortal words of REM "It's the end of the world as we know it."