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We’ve all had wardrobe malfunctions – moments when our clothes badly let us down. Susannah Constantine has had many. Like the time her dress straps snapped during a Windsor Castle supper, releasing her breasts into the soup. Clothes and how they define us have fascinated Susannah for years – and were famously explored in her seminal 'What Not To Wear' TV series and bestselling books. Now, she returns to her first and true love in 'My Wardrobe Malfunction', a revealing podcast about our relationship with the items we wear. The ups, downs and a lot more besides… This series began in January 2020 and continued over Zoom throughout lockdown, so please forgive any sound malfunctions. Promise we get our acts together eventually!

My Wardrobe Malfunction with Susannah Constantine Clearwood Media

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We’ve all had wardrobe malfunctions – moments when our clothes badly let us down. Susannah Constantine has had many. Like the time her dress straps snapped during a Windsor Castle supper, releasing her breasts into the soup. Clothes and how they define us have fascinated Susannah for years – and were famously explored in her seminal 'What Not To Wear' TV series and bestselling books. Now, she returns to her first and true love in 'My Wardrobe Malfunction', a revealing podcast about our relationship with the items we wear. The ups, downs and a lot more besides… This series began in January 2020 and continued over Zoom throughout lockdown, so please forgive any sound malfunctions. Promise we get our acts together eventually!

    mywardmalfun - the bits that made us smile, laugh, spit out our tea...

    mywardmalfun - the bits that made us smile, laugh, spit out our tea...

    To cheer us up, we've compiled our favourite moments from the 40 episodes so far, with appearances from all 39 guests (and a double dose from the one who appeared twice). Hope it helps lift your spirits too! We'll be back with a brand new season next month.


    Thanks to all our amazing guests and to our ever faithful house band ‘duo’. Find them at duoguitarmusic.com and order their new album here. 


    And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review.


    You can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook and YouTube all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com.
     
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    • 2 hrs 15 min
    S5 Ep8: Trinny Woodall and her Christmas bauble

    S5 Ep8: Trinny Woodall and her Christmas bauble

    She's back! For our Christmas Eve episode and season five finale, Susannah is joined by BFF Trinny! They discuss best meals, worst gifts and scullery maids...


    Trinny's first mywardmal appearance was S1 Ep5. Find and follow her at trinnylondon.com or on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook or YouTube.


    Thanks to our shimmering house band ‘duo’. Find them at duoguitarmusic.com and order their new album here. 


    And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review.


    Finally, we’d love to hear about YOUR wardrobe malfunctions. Please email us at help@mywardmal.com. And you can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook and YouTube all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com.
     
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    • 26 min
    On My Wardrobe Malfunction this week...

    On My Wardrobe Malfunction this week...

    As our season finale falls on Christmas Eve, it's time to invite a very special friend back into My Wardrobe... Hear the full chat from Thursday.
     
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    • 45 sec
    S5 Ep7: William Boyd and his fake picnic

    S5 Ep7: William Boyd and his fake picnic

    Today's special guest is best-selling author and screenwriter William Boyd! He and Susannah talk button down shirts, Bond and Bavarian jackets...


    William's new novel, 'Trio', is out now. Find and follow him at williamboyd.co.uk and on Instagram, Facebook and YouTube.


    Thanks to our glittering house band ‘duo’. Find them at duoguitarmusic.com and order their new album here. 


    And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review.


    Finally, we’d love to hear about YOUR wardrobe malfunctions. Please email us at help@mywardmal.com. And you can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook and YouTube all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com.
     
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    • 38 min
    S5 Ep6: Dr Ranj and his stage surprise

    S5 Ep6: Dr Ranj and his stage surprise

    Today's special guest is NHS doctor, BAFTA award-winning TV presenter, bestselling author, Strictly dancer, charity ambassador and now children’s book writer Dr Ranj Singh! He and Susannah talk real life superheroes, wedding suits - and have a onesie off...


    Find and follow Dr Ranj on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook and buy his new book, 'A Superhero Like You', illustrated by Liam Darcy, here.


    Thanks to our soothing house band ‘duo’. Find them at duoguitarmusic.com and order their new album here. 


    And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review.


    Finally, we’d love to hear about YOUR wardrobe malfunctions. Please email us at help@mywardmal.com. And you can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook and YouTube all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com.
     
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    • 44 min
    S5 Ep5: Gail Porter and her scratchy labels

    S5 Ep5: Gail Porter and her scratchy labels

    Today's special guest is presenter, writer, speaker and karate black belt Gail Porter! She and Susannah discuss cuddles, baldness and missing shoes...


    Find and follow Gail on her website gailporter.co.uk, Twitter and Instagram and watch her BAFTA-nominated documentary 'Being Gail Porter' here.


    Thanks to our majestic house band ‘duo’. Find them at duoguitarmusic.com and order their new album here. 


    And, of course, huge thanks to you for listening! If you like this episode, please check out the others and give us a five-star rating and review.


    Finally, we’d love to hear about YOUR wardrobe malfunctions. Please email us at help@mywardmal.com. And you can also find us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook and YouTube all @mywardmal, and on our website at mywardmal.com.
     
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    • 53 min

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Great podcast with a gracious host and incredible guests. Can’t recommend enough

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