*Patreon Preview* Malone & McCullough: Gurometer Ratings Decoding the Gurus

This week a bonus Gurometer episode has sneaked out from behind the golden curtain of the DTG Patreon pay wall.
We aren't out of the Rogan-verse yet. Our last task is to try and scientifically quantify the precise guru nature of the two good doctors using our patented Gurometer instrument. Are they guru wannabes, mid-tier, or high level? Join us to find out.
Next week, we will be back with a full length guru episode!
...and for those who would like to see all the ratings of previous gurus, you can find those here.