The Transatlantic Times Lasting Media
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Are you tired of the news? Are you berated by booshwash? Are you downright done with this decade? If so, join co-anchors Joseph Bransworth and Benjamin Brown for a novel news experience like no other. It’s real news - in real Transatlantic style. Ladies and gentlemen, it’s the Transatlantic Times.
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Can't We Just Vibe
Joseph and Benjamin are tired of the news; a good vibe is in order. Also, Channing Tatum is a dog or something.
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Personal Preference Pizza
Jonathan the tortoise is simultaneously the oldest and horniest chelonian in existence; build-a-bitch is a way of the past, it's time to build your personal preference pizza.
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What Big-Sperm Doesn't Want You To Know
Big Sperm only cares about the bottom line, but this one man is in it for the people; Even the Taliban has to wait in line at the amusement park; The 2022 Winter Olympics promotes social distancing by encouraging safe-sex.
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Dolphin Team 6
Our nation's most dangerous stockpile of nuclear armaments is being guarded by an elite force of Dolphins, China schedules official foreplay preceding the 2022 Winter Olympics, Tucker Carlson wants M&Ms he can have a drink with.
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M&Ms, Missiles, & Minimum Wage
Mars Candy Company changes the social climate by changing their beloved characters; FedEx wants laser planes; the Royal Family wants to pay you minimum wage.
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Fart Jars & Fish Cars
A young entrepreneur uses her body for profit; fish are closer to street-legal than they've ever been; cows are manipulated - I mean, encouraged to make more milk.