39 min
Quickie 9 – Linger-ey [Throbbing] Members Only
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- Self-Improvement
"It'll be a quick in and out, you'll barely feel it."
In which we despondently reminisce about sex. Ah, those were the days... [recorded Summer 2020]
But first, some new family members!
We begin with an introduction to baby Nyla, the ferret, and a formal introduction to baby Lucifer, the cat, who turned off Lucy's mic in the last episode. Enjoy her hard work audible at the very end of Ep 17 How the Sausage Gets Made Part 2, it's like one of those Marvel after-the-credits things.
We also really don't know what time is and are exhausted, so bear with us on this "quickie" exploration through The Last Time We All Had Sex, the definition entirely determined by us.
Maisie
It was the beginning of the year in 2019, with a delivery guy, divorced with kids, and sadly it was never going to work out long-term. She broke up with him shortly after. It has been fine, the time has passed quickly. The pandemic really makes things crazy.
The sex was mediocre, the guy did not orgasm and neither did Maisie. She says she never orgasms during sex anyway, there are too many things going on. She honestly doesn't remember it very well.
Hannah wonders.... post-Covid, do you wanna have sex with someone?
Maisie is unperturbed by the thought of a global virus but is also completely lacking in opportunity. Though she does have a cute coworker that she would consider... but also that would be very inappropriate until she no longer works there. She historically hasn't had sex with people she's interested in. They just conveniently hit on her when she's bored and she lets them put their penises inside her.
Listen close for Nyla hissing!
Gina
It was February 2020 with someone off the apps. He was divorced and with kids. This is Gina's ideal demographic, as she likes the recently divorced who are just trying to remain unattached. No one wants those attachments, gross!
Enjoy a brief interruption for cat love and reminiscing on playing beer pong.
Gina had a nice date, and went back to his. It was her first sexual encounter since her break up in the fall of 2019. She sent out her warning text to all of us (I'm going to a stranger's apartment, please check that I don't die, thx), and then entered the bachelor-dome (he had nothing on his walls). She did not come during sex, but was very close by the end so she ground herself to orgasm on him. He thought it was hot (She still got it y'all!). She passed out on his mattress (not sure if it was on the floor or not, a box spring on the floor still counts as on the floor) and woke up at 3am and skedaddled. He gave her a nice enough send off and they've never spoken since.
Otherwise, it has been a rough year, lots of vibrator use.
Follow up from Maisie... Are you trying to set up some Covid dating?
She is going on some socially distant pandemic dates, but being very cautious. She is looking for someone essentially monogamous in these dangerous times.
Hannah
Her last time was with the Anime Guy she went on a date with, in her sister's condo!
"It'll be a quick in and out, you'll barely feel it."
In which we despondently reminisce about sex. Ah, those were the days... [recorded Summer 2020]
But first, some new family members!
We begin with an introduction to baby Nyla, the ferret, and a formal introduction to baby Lucifer, the cat, who turned off Lucy's mic in the last episode. Enjoy her hard work audible at the very end of Ep 17 How the Sausage Gets Made Part 2, it's like one of those Marvel after-the-credits things.
We also really don't know what time is and are exhausted, so bear with us on this "quickie" exploration through The Last Time We All Had Sex, the definition entirely determined by us.
Maisie
It was the beginning of the year in 2019, with a delivery guy, divorced with kids, and sadly it was never going to work out long-term. She broke up with him shortly after. It has been fine, the time has passed quickly. The pandemic really makes things crazy.
The sex was mediocre, the guy did not orgasm and neither did Maisie. She says she never orgasms during sex anyway, there are too many things going on. She honestly doesn't remember it very well.
Hannah wonders.... post-Covid, do you wanna have sex with someone?
Maisie is unperturbed by the thought of a global virus but is also completely lacking in opportunity. Though she does have a cute coworker that she would consider... but also that would be very inappropriate until she no longer works there. She historically hasn't had sex with people she's interested in. They just conveniently hit on her when she's bored and she lets them put their penises inside her.
Listen close for Nyla hissing!
Gina
It was February 2020 with someone off the apps. He was divorced and with kids. This is Gina's ideal demographic, as she likes the recently divorced who are just trying to remain unattached. No one wants those attachments, gross!
Enjoy a brief interruption for cat love and reminiscing on playing beer pong.
Gina had a nice date, and went back to his. It was her first sexual encounter since her break up in the fall of 2019. She sent out her warning text to all of us (I'm going to a stranger's apartment, please check that I don't die, thx), and then entered the bachelor-dome (he had nothing on his walls). She did not come during sex, but was very close by the end so she ground herself to orgasm on him. He thought it was hot (She still got it y'all!). She passed out on his mattress (not sure if it was on the floor or not, a box spring on the floor still counts as on the floor) and woke up at 3am and skedaddled. He gave her a nice enough send off and they've never spoken since.
Otherwise, it has been a rough year, lots of vibrator use.
Follow up from Maisie... Are you trying to set up some Covid dating?
She is going on some socially distant pandemic dates, but being very cautious. She is looking for someone essentially monogamous in these dangerous times.
Hannah
Her last time was with the Anime Guy she went on a date with, in her sister's condo!
39 min