Jojo Siwa and Dave Chang's chili crunch are really going for it Stop Everything!

Jojo Siwa's ditched her giant bow for a glam rock makeover, celebrity chef David Chang's chili crunch trademark grab is flaring nostrils, and a viral essay making the case for marrying an older man — have left us wondering 'What the hell are they thinking?!'

Guest critic Hannah Reich is back to update us on her addiction to mumfluencers and how she's spending her TikTok Time.