224 episodes

Hollywood keeps on rebooting everything over and over again, and always seems to get it wrong. So Tanner and Lindsay have decided to get one step ahead of them and reboot everything themselves! Through reboots, remakes, sequels, adaptations, and other weird scenarios, these two are gonna change it all for better or worse - which, sometimes, is still better.

Not If I Reboot You First‪!‬ Corner Podcast Network

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Hollywood keeps on rebooting everything over and over again, and always seems to get it wrong. So Tanner and Lindsay have decided to get one step ahead of them and reboot everything themselves! Through reboots, remakes, sequels, adaptations, and other weird scenarios, these two are gonna change it all for better or worse - which, sometimes, is still better.

    224: Lindsay Smashes Swan Lake's Shell

    224: Lindsay Smashes Swan Lake's Shell

    Step off Richard Rich, this is our show now. Swan Lake! A great ballet (if you're not a pleb like Tanner) with a lot of interesting backstory, and allegedly it was turned into an animated musical but that thing didn't have any of the original music so what's even the point? Lindsay's rebooting it into a new film that gives more agency to Odette and Odile, swaps Derek out for Siegfried, and gets weird with a time egg.
    Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
    Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
    You can find the podcast on BlueSky @NIIRYFPod, Lindsay @LindsayM476, and Tanner @SparkyUpstart.

    • 1 hr 12 min
    223: Tanner Voids the Water Damage Warranty

    223: Tanner Voids the Water Damage Warranty

    Cherry 2000 is the story of a man who's robot girlfriend breaks down, and only a cool action girl can help him get a new exactly the same one. Lindsay thinks this whole script was written on 80s divorced-guy brain, but Tanner thinks there's something in here about forced obsolescence. Also discussed are a vibes-based apocalypse and Korok torture machines.
    Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
    Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
    You can find the podcast on BlueSky @NIIRYFPod, Lindsay @LindsayM476, and Tanner @SparkyUpstart.

    • 50 min
    222: Lindsay Updates Poirot's Most Famous Case

    222: Lindsay Updates Poirot's Most Famous Case

    Content Warning in this episode for suicide.
    There's been a murder! Fortunately it was in the idyllic English countryside, which means we can call on Hercule Poirot and his mustache to solve it! Lindsay's grabbing Kenneth Branagh straight from Venice and handing him her pitch for The Murder of Roger Ackroyd. There's a new framing device too, which means we're about to invent True Crime a few years early - after all, reality shows might be new, but scandal is timeless. Now if only Tanner could figure out the whole deal with Belgium...
    Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
    Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
    You can find the podcast on BlueSky @NIIRYFPod, Lindsay @LindsayM476, and Tanner @SparkyUpstart.

    • 1 hr 1 min
    221: Tanner Cooks a Guy With a Food Head

    221: Tanner Cooks a Guy With a Food Head

    This episode is shorter and a little half-baked, but at least it's not deconstructed, and it's not like we added capers to a desert for no reason. Anyway, remember Fighting Foodons? Of course not, which is why we're throwing out basically everything and starting from scratch. We gotta ask questions like "What if Yu-Gi-Oh was The Menu?" "Was there a TCG?" "What if the Flying Spaghetti Monster was there?" Well if you listen you too can be touched by a noodly appendage.
    Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
    Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
    You can find the podcast on BlueSky @NIIRYFPod, Lindsay @LindsayM476, and Tanner @SparkyUpstart.

    • 45 min
    220: Lindsay Teaches Us About PG-13 Wales

    220: Lindsay Teaches Us About PG-13 Wales

    Oh what poddings and moddings! It's time for another rebooting and scooting as Lindsay takes The Black Cauldron to task. Specifically she's putting all the parts of the Chronicles of Prydain that Katzenberg cut back in and finessing it so that there's a cool and dangerous fantasy film for tweens to watch. That means more fights, more blood, and a sultry dark sorceress that blows the tiddy witches out of the water. Also discussed are a high-tech animatronic pig, the specialist boy who can talk to animals, and a bauble (IT'S MAGIC).
    Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
    Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
    You can find the podcast on BlueSky @NIIRYFPod, Lindsay @LindsayM476, and Tanner @SparkyUpstart.
     

    • 1 hr 5 min
    219: Theo Resurrects John Brown and Gives Him Power Armor

    219: Theo Resurrects John Brown and Gives Him Power Armor

    Well howdy wanderer, it seems you've stumbled upon a guest episode of the podcast. Theo's come round to tell us about the triumphs and failures of Fallout 3, from Moira and her wasteland survival guide to the multitude of pitfalls surrounding the game's morality system. We're gonna drop most of the plot and focus on the faction politics of this setting, including adding a few more in - like monarchists, or tree huggers! We also discuss the levity of the post-post-apocalypse, which ghouls can get it, and saying goodbye to [WIFE].
    Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request.
    Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com. If you would like to send us a friendship promo, or just give general feedback, feel free to contact us! Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.
    You can find the podcast on BlueSky @NIIRYFPod, Lindsay @LindsayM476, and Tanner @SparkyUpstart. Our SPECIAL GUEST Theo is there @FourWholeMoons.

    • 1 hr 9 min

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