Notifications are The Wrong Type of Disruptive Technology. Comedy, Rock n Roll and Pickles For Every One I'm Still Lori From The Blockchain

I was recording a masterpiece when my mobile device rudely interrupted me. I went with it. Do notifications lower our mojo? What about our awesome sauce? With all of the beep boop ding bong and rings, Is this is the wrong type of disruptive technology? Rock n Roll, pickles with accents and pretty funny commentary will entertain you for a quick 4 minute burst of non-commital ear time. I value your time when you spend it listening to me voluntarily. Thanks for your suppor:P