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Nicole tells Alden all about her adventures in thrift stores, yard sales, and buy-nothing groups.

30/08/2021

9 Broken Zebra Figurine

We're back after a long hiatus while Nicole was on assignment in Vermont, checking out every possible thrift store. This might not be an exaggeration--it's a small state, and she went to a lot of stores. Sometimes more than once! And she seriously won't quit on this vacuum cleaner thing. Listen as she gets upset at Alden for not being excited enough about her Vermont purchases!

35 min
16/06/2021

8 Mission Creep

Did we even talk about a thriftstore find today? Can't remember. This episode is mostly about Nicole admitting to saying certain words incorrectly and using the phrase "mission creep" with absolutely no understanding of what it might mean.

47 min
10/06/2021

7 - electrolux silverado

Nicole didn't steal this or switch price tags or anything! Enjoy this story about the most expensive vacuum cleaner you've ever heard of: the Electrolux Silverado! It's the Cadillac of vacuum cleaners.

33 min
26/05/2021

6 Gus Gus

Nicole is once more committing thrift-crimes and blaming them on the exploited working class. Alden discusses his addiction to unwrapping packs of trading cards. Which of Nicole's thefts is worse? Let us know!

42 min
17/05/2021

5 the free coffee table

Nicole gets a bonus coffee table and introduces Alden to yet more of her famous thrift grifts. Also, Nicole is still upset about a cat lamp she didn't buy, even though Alden bought her an identical cat lamp to the one she didn't buy. Folks, he can't win!

37 min
03/05/2021

4 Gift Purgatory

Nicole struggles valiantly to liberate an item from an estate sale and then immediately tucks it away in a drawer but she swears it's great and she loves it and it was worth all the trouble and inconvenience.

40 min
27/03/2021

3 - Didn't Exactly Thrift It

This was a show about Nicole's thrifting adventures, but she's slowly turning it into a show about her (small! tiny!) criminal past. We're slowly easing our way into true crime territory, folks! Stick around!

21 min
08/03/2021

2-Bad Dansko Energy

Nicole talks second-hand shoe shopping, shoe parties, and running from Roman transit police.

31 min
17/02/2021

1 - More Than Kissing

In our first-ever episode, Nicole goes blue right out of the gate and tells us all about a classic thriftstore find: the bunny orgy mug!

21 min

9 Episodes

Nicole tells Alden all about her adventures in thrift stores, yard sales, and buy-nothing groups.

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Nicole Capozziello & Alden Eagle
Years Active

2K
Episodes

9
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Clean
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Serious Offers Only

Serious Offers Only

Episodes

9 Broken Zebra Figurine

8 Mission Creep

7 - electrolux silverado

6 Gus Gus

5 the free coffee table

4 Gift Purgatory

3 - Didn't Exactly Thrift It

2-Bad Dansko Energy

1 - More Than Kissing

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