The Ratchet Aunties The Ratchet Aunties

IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOUT THE NEW MONIQUE STANDUP COMEDY SPECIAL (SPOILERS AHEAD‼️) AND BREAK DOWN HOW IT'S AFFECTED US AND OUR IDEALS ABOUT SEXUALITY. WE ALSO DISCUSS ORAL SEX CAUSING THROAT CANCER, THE DUALITY OF BISEXUALITY IN MEN AND WHAT WE WOULD DO IF MEN WERE EVER THE ONES TO GET PREGNANT. BONUS TOPICS: MOCHAFEST, OUR FIRST TIMES ON A JOY RIDE DRUG DEAL, CODE SWITCHING IN THE SOUTH BURBS VS THE WEST BURBS.

PARABLE #1: BEING FUNNY AS A WOMAN, ALWAYS GETS YOU MORE POINTS
PARABLE #2: WANNA STOP BEING DRY-CITED? STOP BEING A HATER, FIRST.

SONGS FROM TODAY's EPISODE:
TOLD YA x CHLÖE FEAT. MISSY ELLIOTT
GOD BLESS THE RATCHETS x THE RATCHET AUNTIES

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IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOUT THE RIGHT TO CHANGE YOUR MINDS. FIRST, WE DEAL WITH WOMEN WHO CAN'T TAKE REJECTION AND THE PROBLEMATIC ONES WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHO THEIR BABY DADDIES ARE. AND SINCE WE'RE GETTING USED TO THE TABLES TURNING...SOME OF US NEED TO CONSIDER THE IDEA THAT OUR "BUSINESSES" MAY JUST BE HOBBIES AND WHAT MEN BE SAYING THEY WANT VS WHAT WOMEN BELIEVE. WE SOMEHOW END UP ON PUSSY HEALTH AND THE DIFFERENT TYPES OF WAYS PEOPLE EXPOSE THEIR LOVERS ON THE INTERNET. BONUS TOPICS ARE ZEUS' NEW SHOW CAST AND SOME PROM TIPS FOR ALL OUR NEICES AND NEPHEWS THAT SNEAK AND LISTEN IN. YOU DON'T WANNA MISS THE REALNESS AND THE LAUGHTER, TODAY.

PARABLE #1: STOP FIGHTING WHEN YOU'RE ON THE SAME TEAM
PARABLE #2: LET YOUR GUARD DOWN IF YOU WANT YOUR PPL TO LET THEIRS DOWN TOO
PARABLE #3: DON'T PUT YOUR BUSINESS ON THE INTERNET...IF YOU DON'T WANT THE INTERNET TO DO IT'S THANG

SONGS FROM TODAY's EPISODE:
TONE CHÉ x MICAH ROBINSON FEAT. TASHERA
FLOAT x JANELLE MONAE

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IN TODAY'S EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOUT MASCULINE VS FEMININE ENERGY IN REGARDS TO MEN BEING THE NEW BADDIES OF THE MANOSPHERE. WE BRING IN OUR HOMEGIRL TT MARISSA TO HELP US WEIGH IN ON HOW FAR IS TOO FAR DOWN THE GOOCH, AND WOULD THE RATCHET UNCLES IN THE ROOM SPEND $170k FOR 5 EXTRA INCHES OF HEIGHT! YOU DON'T WANNA MISS THE RAUNCHY LAUGHS IN THIS EPISODE, BECAUSE WE COULDN'T STOP THEM EVEN IF WE TRIED!!


PARABLE #1: EVERY HUMAN HAS BOTH FEMININE AND MASCULINE ENERGY
PARABLE #2: LOVE YOURSELF...IT'LL SAVE YOU MONEY


SONGS FROM TODAY's EPISODE:
KEEP YO HEAD STR8 x MILA J
BOOM PT.2 x MELLO BUCKZZ FEAT. LATTO

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IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOUT QUIETING THE VOICES IN YOUR HEADS WHEN IT COMES TO NONSENSE AS THEY ASK ABOUT TOXIC RELATIONSHIPS AND SUB-PAR BUSINESS PLANS. IT'S 4/20 AND SINCE WE HAVE ALREADY BEEN PARTAKING IN THE HERBS...WE BASICALLY FORGOT! SO, ENJOY OUR MUSINGS ABOUT SEEKING BROTHER HUSBANDS AND THE BACHELOR PARTY DEBATE.

PARABLE #1: ANYTHING CAN GROW...IF IT ONCE LIVED
PARABLE #2: YOU'RE PROBABLY DISAPPOINTED...BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT DISCIPLINED

SONGS FROM TODAY's EPISODE:
DOGTOOTH x TYLER THE CREATOR
UP x WIZ KHALIFA

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IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOUT INTERNET LOYALTY TESTS AND WHAT THEY ARE TELLING US ABOUT THE WAY THE YOUTH VIEW LOVE AND RELATIONSHIPS AND HOW WOMEN CAREFULLY CRAFT THE WRONG GUY. BONUS TOPICS: OUR TOXIC TRAITS...YOU DON'T WANNA MISS THE LAUGHS IN TODAY'S EPISODE!!


PARABLE #1: HEALING AIN'T ALWAYS ABOUT OUTING SOMEONE ELSE
PARABLE #2: SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA BEAT YOUR MOMMA


SONGS FROM TODAY's EPISODE:
CASH RULES x IYLA FEAT. METHOD MAN
LIT B*TCH x CHINESE KITTY FEAT. FIVIO FORIEGN

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IN THIS EPISODE...THE RA's ARE TALKING ABOUT TT CAMILLE’S DATING LIFE, HOW FINE DOES A PERSON HAVE TO BE TO NOT HAVE TO DO ANYTHING AND BOX EATING MISTAKES YOU SHOULD AVOID!!

PARABLE #1: FOREPLAY MEANS BEFORE PLAY…PRE-HEAT YOUR OVEN!!
PARABLE #2: IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT IT TAKES TO GET YOU EXCITED…HOW CAN YOU LET SOMEONE KNOW

SONGS FROM TODAY's EPISODE:
BIG BOOTY x HOZWAL, YOUNG MIKO, LIL GENIUZ
FAVORITE x SHAROD VIRTUOSO

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