Refactored Chris Tonkinson, Frank Koehl

Wherein Frank explains config management while Chris prepares to go postal.

Wherein Frank wants you to stick to your guns.

Wherein Chris spirals about consoles and Frank loves punchcards.

Wherein Chris is pro-dictator and Frank is pro-losing.

Wherein many bugs make all eyes shallow... or something...

Wherein Franks eyes bleed while Chris has people breathe into his mouth.