Away in a Manager, no crib for a bed, the little Helen Housby, lay down her sweet head Mad Chatter

This is the moment you all have been waiting for.
You have prayed for.
You have got on your knees and begged for ...
Helen. Bloody. Housby.
After just hitting her 100th Swifts game, she truly is the woman on the moment, so it was only right we got her on to talk all things netty. However, even though that was the plan, things definitely took a turn ...
A "making pig sounds and having Gengis Khan over for tea" kind of turn...