282 episodes

The Berner Phone hotline is open! Hannah Berner and her husband, comedian Des Bishop, are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and bantering back with hilarious chemistry for their first ever podcast together. Keep an eye out on their Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it’s pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions, Hannah and Des are dialed in.

Berner Phone Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

    • Comedy
    • 4.3 • 52 Ratings

The Berner Phone hotline is open! Hannah Berner and her husband, comedian Des Bishop, are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and bantering back with hilarious chemistry for their first ever podcast together. Keep an eye out on their Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it’s pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions, Hannah and Des are dialed in.

    Berner Phone #38: Useless Talents

    Berner Phone #38: Useless Talents

    This week useless talents are becoming useful. We cover everything from heckling babies to weird toe talents. 
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    • 1 hr 6 min
    Berner Phone #37: Life Before Smartphones

    Berner Phone #37: Life Before Smartphones

    This week we're throwing it back to a simpler time - when your ex of 20 years couldn't add you on Facebook, your boss couldn't contact you after 5pm, and your favorite show couldn't be spoiled. 
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    • 1 hr 7 min
    Berner Phone #36: Technology Mishaps

    Berner Phone #36: Technology Mishaps

    Technology might be the great equalizer, but karma is not. The dialer's techonology mishaps involve OnlyFans, nudes, and awkward interactions. On the bright side, there are some great hacks for avoiding these mistakes in the future. Moral of this story: delete snapchat.
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    • 1 hr 3 min
    Berner Phone #35: 2024 Icks

    Berner Phone #35: 2024 Icks

    The dialers called in about their biggest icks this week. Hannah and Des also share their icks while debating middle schoolers in Sephora and pickleball. 
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    • 1 hr 4 min
    Berner Phone #34: Going Rogue

    Berner Phone #34: Going Rogue

    This week we let the little dialers go rogue and tell or ask us anything. We investigate conspiracy theories, get asked some morbid questions, and get called out by a giggler.
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    • 1 hr
    Berner Phone #33: Being Toxic

    Berner Phone #33: Being Toxic

    We asked the dialers to share the most toxic thing they've ever done and they definitely delivered. Some were genius, some were petty, and some were borderline illegal but we enjoyed nonetheless!
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    • 1 hr

Customer Reviews

4.3 out of 5
52 Ratings

52 Ratings

Ali Pryor ,

Belly laughs on each episode!

Really love the concept, very unique and interactive. I love both points of view and hilarious banter between you. I smile as I listen each week!

Haispo19192jjisnsk ,

Nothing authentic

I used to adore Hannah but now, after she’s stayed silent throughout a genocide ? Hell no. She lost her authenticity and her ‘real’ girl aesthetic. Going on CHD live was kinda embarrassing and all for clout. Nothing real. Just all for money. You’re not who I thought you were.

Katieboourns ,

<3

Idk how to rate things on Spotify but have come into Apple Podcasts specifically to say I love you and give you stars

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