95 episodes

Rose Matafeo and Alice Snedden are three things: Female, funny and friends. This podcast is an exploration of two comedians' unlikely celebrity crushes (including Rick Moranis and Danny DeVito) and all the divergent personal stories which may explain why these gals turned out how they did. Rose's globe-trotting, TV-starring comedy chops come up against Alice's hilarious improv-honed brain and abandoned (though completed) law degree.

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    • 4.9 • 141 Ratings

Rose Matafeo and Alice Snedden are three things: Female, funny and friends. This podcast is an exploration of two comedians' unlikely celebrity crushes (including Rick Moranis and Danny DeVito) and all the divergent personal stories which may explain why these gals turned out how they did. Rose's globe-trotting, TV-starring comedy chops come up against Alice's hilarious improv-honed brain and abandoned (though completed) law degree.

    Leave It All In

    Leave It All In

    Alice and Rose discuss the anatomy of a dinner fight about mental development for about 10 minutes followed by Rose having a moment of either self-reflection or self-doubt which Tim has decided to leave in. Then, it's essentially couples' therapy with an acknowledgment that despite all the fighting and bickering - this is the very closest to a relationship Rose has ever experienced with another person. Meanwhile Alice's co-dependent relationships abound and some light ruminations on fears about marriage.
     
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    • 31 min
    How Be Single

    How Be Single

    Alice and Rose get the microphones out after watching the 2016 romantic comedy 'How To Be Single'. They talk about love, life, relationships and the subliminal reinforcement of white supremacy through a lack of onscreen representation. Aussie Annie makes an unwelcome return. 
     
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    • 49 min
    Alice Shouldn't Live Here Anymore

    Alice Shouldn't Live Here Anymore

    Alice bought a microwave and it may have led to a fuse blowing in the Airbnb. The discussion quickly devolves into a full examination of Rose and Alice's particular brands of anxiety. Not many laughs in this one but sometimes you have to get heavy, y'know.
     
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    • 40 min
    Here Come The Brides

    Here Come The Brides

    Alice and Rose are back in the UK, back in a quarantine and absolutely back on form. The two plan their imaginary weddings and get into a lengthy and somewhat boring argument about open marriages. Both Alice and Rose recorded this episode lying down and Alice is currently on her period. Email bonersoftheheart@gmail.com
     
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    • 56 min
    Jacinda Ardern - That Rando Bitch

    Jacinda Ardern - That Rando Bitch

    A episode of Boners start with donuts, continues with Alice's vape struggle, rounds the barriers to both gals potential political careers and ends with a realisation that having to stand by your own opinions is too hard. Why does anyone do it? Also - Chris Martin is hot and no correspondence will be entered into on this matter. Thank you.
     
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    • 35 min
    Repress and Do Not Address

    Repress and Do Not Address

    Alice and Rose are back in lockdown together and that can mean only one thing - more Boners of The Heart! Alice is claiming vehemently that this show passes the Béchamel Sauce Test. Rose is under pressure to figure out whether she's getting too famous to lust after celebrities, and worse still, if it's still a valid podcast premise in 2020. Greg The Egg gets a good, strong look in and Russell Crowe is very much off the list. May not have ever actually been on it!
     
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    • 42 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
141 Ratings

141 Ratings

cantchoosebetween ,

The best

These ladies are such a pleasure to listen to. Alice, never stop laughing. Rose, never stop being immensely annoyed at the live phone-ins ❤️

JCering ,

Not nearly enough episodes

I love Alice and Rose. They are brilliant and remind me of the stupid and ridiculous conversations I have with my friends. Never fails to put a smile on my face.

kirstyharrod ,

SO HAPPY THEY’RE BACK

One of my absolute favourite podcasts, featuring so many laugh out loads moments and lots to think about too. Also, I love the phone-ins (sorry Rose). Matafan for life xoxo

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