12 episodes

Gordon's Alive! Shy and retiring actor Brian Blessed has got his first ever podcast.

Every Wednesday, he'll be soooooothing you to sleep with classic children's stories and fairy tales. Get ready for a 'calming' and completely off-the-rails rendition of some of world's most famous stories. 

This podcast is produced by Union JACK radio - the home of Great British Comedy! Fiddle your knob and find Union JACK radio on national DAB digital radio, on the app, on your PC or on that Alexa woman.

Brian Blessed's Bedtime Stories Union JACK Radio Podcasts

    • Comedy
    • 4.7 • 106 Ratings

Gordon's Alive! Shy and retiring actor Brian Blessed has got his first ever podcast.

Every Wednesday, he'll be soooooothing you to sleep with classic children's stories and fairy tales. Get ready for a 'calming' and completely off-the-rails rendition of some of world's most famous stories. 

This podcast is produced by Union JACK radio - the home of Great British Comedy! Fiddle your knob and find Union JACK radio on national DAB digital radio, on the app, on your PC or on that Alexa woman.

    Hansel and Gretel!

    Hansel and Gretel!

    Hello boys and girls! It's time for another bedtime story from ME! BRIAN BLESSED!

    This is the story of two sweet little children and a sock-faced old witch...

    Remember to tap the big 'subscribe' button and leave me a lovely rating and review!

    Night night, sleep tight and don't let the Brian bite!

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    • 5 min
    The Princess and the Pea!

    The Princess and the Pea!

    WELL HELLO! It's me! BRIAN BLESSED! And I've got another bedtime story for all the little boys and girls!

    It's the tale of a sleepless princess, a lonely prince and his rock hard pea...

    Remember to tap the big 'subscribe' button and leave me a lovely rating and review!

    Night night, sleep tight and don't let the Brian bite!

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    • 4 min
    The Enormous Turnip!

    The Enormous Turnip!

    Hello boys and girls! It's me! BRIAN BLESSED! It's time for me to read another bedtime story!

    It's a tale of an old man's struggle to yank his enormous turnip...

    Remember to tap the big 'subscribe' button and leave me a lovely rating and review!

    Night night, sleep tight and don't let the Brian bite!

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    • 4 min
    Pinocchio!

    Pinocchio!

    Gordon's alive! It's me! BRIAN BLESSED! Time for another of my bedtime stories!

    This is the tale of a lonely old wood carver and a long-nosed real boy...

    Remember to tap the big 'subscribe' button and leave me a lovely rating and review!

    Night night, sleep tight and don't let the Brian bite!

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    • 4 min
    The Tortoise and the Hare!

    The Tortoise and the Hare!

    Well hello! It's me! BRIAN! And I've got another lovely sooooothing story!

    Today, it's the tale of a selfie-loving hare and his tortoise-y "friend"... 

    Remember to tape the big 'subscribe' button and leave me a smashing review! DON'T MAKE ME ASK TWICE! 

    Night night, sleep tight and don't let the Brian bite! 

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    • 5 min
    Little Red Riding Hood!

    Little Red Riding Hood!

    Ahoy there! Time for another sooooothing story from me - BRIAN! 

    Today, the story of a vegan wolf who loved Duran Duran... 

    Remember to click the big 'subscribe' button and to leave a lovely review for this podcast! If you don't - I'll head round your house with a baseball bat! AHA! 

    Night night, sleep tight and don't let the Brian bite! 

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    • 5 min

Customer Reviews

4.7 out of 5
106 Ratings

106 Ratings

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P l e a s e do more these are my fav i will show u how sad i am

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Gooner mcc ,

Absolutely brilliant

He is one of the most funniest person I have ever seen or heard watch him on “have I got news “ top banana!!!

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My niece and nephew need more of these !!!
Please please do more - you are amazing !!

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