The Lightworkers Cafe Charlotte and Susie

Charlotte and Susie have made a concerted effort to return with another podcast before the end of the year. With some rather exciting doom and gloom on the horizon, they chat about unearthing the ugly in the months to come. 

How can we be cosmically accountable without getting shafted up the bum by a backwards system? Is a tight sphincter making you dull? What to do about the shame virus? Shall we all just stop being war?

More twisted wizdom from these cackling witch clowns.  Namaste and whatnot. 







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It's 2024! And Susie and Charlotte have made a miraculous comeback from the murky, dark depths of their souls. Will they remain above surface? Probably not. Especially if a tap dancing addiction takes over. The only cure may be a love puddle. But even that has shadowy connotations. 

This pair of witchy weirdos entertain with their bleak accounts of life in the quantum lane birthing instruments, wisdom and absurdity from end to end. Featuring a special wordless interview with a young and adequately disappointed twenty something. 

May this podcast lighten the load of an already intensifying year and remind you that we are all being universally shafted as one.

Namaste. 

xxx
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Are you dealing with memory loss? Keep misplacing your phone? Do you need to write a list  that reminds you to write a list? If you are struggling with any or all of these symptoms...get used to it. The future is chaos. 

Such uncertain times we live in, for which Susie and Charlotte offer no help whatsoever, however they do laugh a lot and keep forgetting what dimension we're in.

Sex with goats, plunging out the sky, putting your phone in the fridge. These and other globally relevant topics are highlighted in this compelling episode. 

*details for the Menopause Mastery  can be found here:
https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/menopause-mastery-class-online-event-tickets-694008035717
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It's 2023! What does that mean? Who effing knows! Charlotte and Susie introduce some vague themes for the year before descending into a more-lengthy-than-intended critique of the latest Avatar gun show. 

As always, wisdom is cleanly offered and clownishly contradicted as Susie and Charlotte address the whirlwind of lavish views, inserting some much needed laughter into these picked times. 

Remember kids. Stay neutral. But also have feelings and don't become a robot.

Special shoutout to the government watch list. 

Please also be advised that this episode contains some explicit instrumental woe. 
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In this episode we talk to spoken word satirist, author and filmmaker Alan Clements who, based on his own fascinating life experiences, has some very controversial things to say regarding spirituality, religion and the 'bad design' of present day Humanity.

Alan has upset many spiritual applecarts along the way and isn't afraid to say what he sees. From his time in Myanmar as a Buddhist Monk to all that followed, he possesses a fierce and confronting wisdom that pulls apart the abuse of power in spiritual settings. Through storytelling an anecdote we discuss his deep rooted philosophy that Freedom is more valuable than Fear, plus the role of satire in the dissolution of hierarchy. 

You can rent or download Alan's film, Spiritually Incorrect, here:

www.filmsforaction.org/watch/spiritually-incorrect
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It's Series 3! 

Susie and Charlotte open Series 3 with some characteristic controversy, taking a deeper look at New Age Spirituality and discussing where patterns and systems have infiltrated the original ideal. In particular the emergence of cliques, rules and restrictions that feel a little too old and familiar. 

Do we even know what we're following anymore? Or are we caught up in creating an image that allows us to 'fit in'. Have Susie and Charlotte just trashed their own image and decimated the original point of The Lightworkers' Cafe? Who cares. Identity is fluid. We're just having a chat. 

Some serious talk interspersed with twangs and Charlotte's bizarre attempt at the Human horn (not a euphemism). Listen to understand. 



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