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Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon talk about the eclipse, swimmer butts, Chris' upcoming trip to Dubai, and way more. Check it out

TIMESTAMPS
00:00 INTRO
10:41 Mike’s Taping
13:41 Big Booty Diver
20:07 Chrissy Can’t Sleeps
26:02 Gays Ventura
31:57 Da New York Knicks
34:09 The Eclipse Broh
42:38 Benson Boone
48:17 Chrissy Lease Swap
50:10 Voicemail
56:32 The BRONX ZOO OWNER?
1:03:54 Mean Comments

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00:00 INTRO06:56 Yung Chrissy16:03 THE NYC EARTHQUAKE20:23 Not So Fat Amy33:17 Da Knicks35:37 POW43:04 Voicemails Brah53:43 Puerto Ricans in Pools55:30 Conjoined Twins??1:05:39 Chrissy Connected1:09:50 Something Special1:14:40 Chris Hates Pods1:19:02 Chris in his Feels tho1:20:40 Producer John Cleans Windows1:28:14 Crazy Chris Kids Story

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Chris and Mike celebrate Mike's birthday, discuss J Lo, Kate Middleton, P Diddy and more!

00:00 INTRO
03:39 Low T
09:35 Mike’s Birthday!
19:32 Da Knicks
25:11 Baltimore Bridge Collapse
32:13 Nuts, Balls, and Wood
39:10 Kate Middleton :(
43:55 P-Diddler
47:10 Chris the Junkie
49:20 J-Lo is Fake
59:48 Gen Z Be Like
1:04:00 Mike Fan Tattoo??
1:10:01 POW
1:15:26 Voicemails
1:17:40 Chrissy Physical Therapissed

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Chrissy started taking edibles a few weeks ago and the kid just cannot stop now, especially when he's all rattled up about home life like this week he yelled at his daughter. What else do we get into this week? The Quiet on Set doc, Mike's upcoming birthday, Chris' addition to creatine, their dad's genitalia and MEAN COMMENTS makes a return!!!

00:30 - Intro
07:12 - Chicken Parm
11:28 - Yellin’ at Kids
19:27 - Creatine
23:07 - Talkin Comedy Cuz
26:57 - Relationships Yo
31:00 - Live Reads
36:34 - Mike's Birthday Surprise
39:17 - Our Dad’s Dicks!
45:17 - DRAKE BELL
56:05 - Live Read 2
1:00:00 - Chris is Dying
1:02:41 - Neil Young VS Joe Rogan
1:07:49 - HIV Baby
1:14:56 - Boeing Scandal
1:17:52 - MEAN Comments

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Rosebud Baker is the first guest of the Slam Magazine era! On this episode the group talks living in NYC, Trump v Biden. Andrew Tate, Kate Middleton and so much you can either go look at the time stamps or just be an adult and listen to the thing.

00:00 - Intro
04:15 - Saturday Night Live!
10:59 - Ghostbusters Premier
16:00 - Living in NYC
18:30 - Making Babies
22:42 - Primal Humans
30:23 - Andrew Tate and Gettin Jacked
35:49 - Producer John Update
38:12
45:51 - Not Cocaine
48:30 - City Slickers
57:03 - Trump Vs Biden Round 2
1:09:33 - Iron Lung Guy Dead
1:16:02 - KATE MIDDLETON (POW)
1:22:42 - LIVE LISTENER CALL!!!
1:35:10 - Mike Cannon Baby Names
1:43:17 - Dead Petz
1:52:35 - Puerto Ricans Be Like
1:56:27 - Anotha Voicemail Yo
2:04:35 - Chrissy Socials

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Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon are SHMACKED off edibles and fresh off a night out for Chris' surprise end of tour party and special taping Sunday night! No mean comments this week as we are looking for baby names for Mike (there's still time to leave one!), the guys talk about drugs, Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson, Alex Jones, Ryan Garcia and so mich more!!

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00:00 - Chris’ Surprise Party
15:30 - Should the boys hop on a Cycle?
18:38 - Being in work mode
20:00 - What is a dirty pierre
23:00 - Mike’s sobriety
24:00 - Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson
26:00 - Chrissy Picnics
30:00 - Chris’ Tribute Video
33:00 - Calling Steve Ciccone Ricaroni
44:00 - Back to Mike Tyson and Jake Paul
9:00 - Mike’s DMT Trip
42:00 - Father John’s Updates from Ecuador
1:03:00 - Guy claim Matt Rife sucked his way to fame
1:07:00 - Mike Cannon Baby Names
1:19:08 - Parent of the Week: Ryan Garcia
1:26:30 - Alex Jones at Bohemian Grove
1:28:30 - Chris doesn’t know wtf is happening
1:31:30 - Fan Voicemail


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