Three lads, one film a week, very different opinions. This is CineJoust! Each week will alternate a blockbuster to the following week’s indie flick, with one team member championing indie, one in the corner of blockbuster and the middleman playing devils advocate. This is the one stop shop if you want a fun and honest film podcast. Expect brutally honest opinions, rants, arguments and wild tangents.
The film podcast not entirely about films.
Ep.23: The Lighthouse - A Coronavirus Special | "Playing A Game Of Nervous With My Dad".
Can we see your papers please, you shouldn't be out here, kid.
IT'S THE QUARANTINE SPECIAL, DARLIN'!
Wrap up the elderly and clean under your flaps. You all literally have nothing better to do for the next few weeks, so give us a listen.
We tackle the big virus issue, various shit films that are actually good and share our tried and tested tips and tricks of surviving mass infection (see title).
Combined, our girth is approx 5 inches in circumference. It really is enough to please if you just humour us and pretend.
If I had a guinea pig, I'd eat it.
Sending love and clean thoughts at this trying time.
Onomatopoeia. Intro music supplied by SniffItBigTime (https://youtu.be/qaaspWTc0n4)
Ep.22: The Invisible Man | "A Pig Sh*t Out a Kwik-Fit"
So much on the plate here - I hope you had a light lunch, pretty lady!
We take on every relevant thing in the film world over the past few weeks with true vigor.
This episode is dedicated to Brad's Dad - Wherever he may be.
Come round my house and tell me folk tales in the style of Brahms and I'll feed you chocolate gum drops.
Remember, don't let your kids microwave your shed keys - it never ends well.
Email me your favourite incarnation of Pope and why he was the best molester.
Succulence. Intro music supplied by SniffItBigTime (https://youtu.be/qaaspWTc0n4)
Ep.21: A Ghost Story | "This isn't like Dumbo"
*Spoilers, but not all of them, darlin'*
Howdy, Pardner. Where'd ya leave your steed, youngin?
We tackle some musings on life and what may be when we snuff it.
Lets remember the childhood joy of playing the Xylophone and that wooden ridged block.
Did you piss in the sand box? I know Brad did.
Put us on whilst you go in the shower, see if that does anything for ya.
Sending Love and Sunny Delight.
Hugs and kisses from Freda and the family xoxoxoxo. Intro music suppleid by SniffItBigTime (https://youtu.be/qaaspWTc0n4)
Ep.20: The Dark Knight | "Bring The Cucumber Bradley"
Back once again with the ill behavior - we're taking on the big world issues today - favourite toasties and why.
We talk about strange celebrity interactions and get all lubed up to get into some slippery discussion on the dark knight himself.
sit back and relax and count the amount of times Brad says 'oh nelly'.
Email us illegal streams to boxing matches: firstname.lastname@example.org
LEVITY. Intro music supplied by SniffItBigTime (https://youtu.be/qaaspWTc0n4)
Ep.19: The Greasy Strangler | "Madeleine McCann Faked The Moon Landing!"
*Spoilers* - not the sort on the back of your alcoholic uncle's bike.
Prepare your ears for a deep dive into the surreal.
We're scranning, talking and violating Bradley. Expect Madeleine McCann - Auteur Filmmaker, Brad Aaron Hedley - Honorary Pensioner and Big Ronnie - Murderer?
If you like hypothetical discussions about taking on a Mail-Order Bride at a ripe old age with three children left from your widowed marriage who are active detractors of the set-up and how this impacts your then-life, then this is the episode you've been waiting for.
LETS GET GREASY.
WE LOVES YA.
FOR £1 BRAD WILL READ YOU A WORK OF FICTION UNTIL YOU FALL ASLEEP.
Intro music supplied by the beautiful SniffItBigTime (https://youtu.be/qaaspWTc0n4)
Ep.18: Hacksaw Ridge | "Don't Google Blue Waffle Kids"
*spoilers to a degree*
We cover the aforementioned, birds of prey, parasite and pour a barrage of shit onto Baz Luhrmann and his horrible choices.
Teachers being used as toilets, Spielberg making complete toilet and all of us really needing the toilet.
If you want to buy us an Easter present, were all LARGE in boxer-briefs. x
Enjoy this, it hits the spot, but we would say that.
Epilogue. Intro music supplied by the beautiful SniffItBigTime (https://youtu.be/qaaspWTc0n4)