Cosmic Cubbyhole

Simon Warwick Green
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Cosmic Cubbyhole Podcast

Welcome to the Cosmic Cubbyhole, a weekly rendezvous filled with poetry, short stories, and occasional plays, hosted by artist and writer Simon Green. Nestled in a cupboard under the artist's stairs, each episode offers an escape from the ordinary into the cosmic. Explore whimsical Northern English humor in tales featuring Drive-by Porkpies, Disembodied Noses, and the notorious Yorkshire Nasher—an eccentric octogenarian cannibal targeting greedy landlords. Embark on wild adventures—a kleptomaniac turned leaf blower, hang-gliding with Fred Dibnah, and inverted dives a la Maverick and Goose. Join us for delightful tales of a world where a Robin Relyant three-wheeler hits 110mph, aided by racing pigeons and a magical chewing gum that enriches vocabulary. Join us in the Cosmic Cubby Hole for these and more captivating stories! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. In Their Faces

    31 AUG

    In Their Faces

    This episode of Cosmic Cubbyhole explores the complexities of family resemblance through the poem "In Their Faces." With rhythmic repetition and reflection, the poem delves into how identities overlap and evolve over time, revealing the subtle ways we see ourselves in others. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    2 min

  2. 24 AUG

    Moss Cracks

    In this episode of Cosmic Cubbyhole, titled "Moss Cracks," we explore the hidden beauty in the most mundane places. Through the poem, we discover the unexpected charm of moss growing between paving slabs—a secret world of green that reveals itself to those who walk with their heads down.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    4 min

  3. 17 AUG

    Canvasing For A New Government

    In this episode of Cosmic Cubbyhole, a late-night encounter with a towering stranger challenges the narrator's sense of reality. As the narrator grapples with the absurdity of a giant knocking at their door, the experience unfolds as a bizarre confrontation with grandiose ideas and empty promises. Tune in as we explore a world where metaphors take physical form, only to reveal the hollowness beneath. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    3 min
  4. Oceana Boutique Abode

    10 AUG

    Oceana Boutique Abode

    Escape to Oceana Boutique Abode, where each room is a sunbed journey to a different country—Magalove, Caribbean vibes, and more. This poetic advert entices with stress-free, global-themed relaxation, local amenities close by, and the promise of travel without the lengthy flights. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    3 min

  5. 3 AUG

    Foot Stuck In A Grate

    In this episode, a nostalgic reflection turns into a discussion about 'Panpsychism,' the belief that everything has consciousness. The moment takes a humorous turn when a friend gets their foot stuck in a grate, interrupting the conversation and prompting an unexpected reaction from the speaker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    2 min
  6. In A Previous Existence I Was A Chair

    13 JUL

    In A Previous Existence I Was A Chair

    Explore the playful musings of a past life as a swivel chair in this thought-provoking poem. Delve into the unexpected sentience of a humble office chair, reflecting on its servile existence and the bums it supported. A lighthearted journey through memory and reincarnation, reminding us that even the most mundane objects might have stories to tell. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    2 min

  7. 6 JUL

    You Are Who You Are Wherever You Are

    In Edlo, tensions brewed, revealing a landscape of peculiar scenes—the weary bus drivers dodging chaos, the odd antics of locals, and the tumultuous echoes of political changes. Amidst it all, curtains twitched, bins burned, and unnoticed troubles lingered, weaving a peculiar tapestry of life in mundane places like Home Bargains. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    2 min

  8. 29 JUN

    Two Noses

    In this episode, discover a surreal encounter with two glittering, disembodied noses hovering above a paddling pool. These noses convey a telepathic message: "Keep your nose out," imparting it with an unexpected sense of love and unity. Tune in for a journey into the extraordinary! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    4 min
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About

Welcome to the Cosmic Cubbyhole, a weekly rendezvous filled with poetry, short stories, and occasional plays, hosted by artist and writer Simon Green. Nestled in a cupboard under the artist's stairs, each episode offers an escape from the ordinary into the cosmic. Explore whimsical Northern English humor in tales featuring Drive-by Porkpies, Disembodied Noses, and the notorious Yorkshire Nasher—an eccentric octogenarian cannibal targeting greedy landlords. Embark on wild adventures—a kleptomaniac turned leaf blower, hang-gliding with Fred Dibnah, and inverted dives a la Maverick and Goose. Join us for delightful tales of a world where a Robin Relyant three-wheeler hits 110mph, aided by racing pigeons and a magical chewing gum that enriches vocabulary. Join us in the Cosmic Cubby Hole for these and more captivating stories! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Information

  • Creator
    Simon Warwick Green
  • Years Active
    2K
  • Episodes
    35
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Simon Warwick Green
  • Show Website
    Cosmic Cubbyhole

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