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Eliana and Chloe embark on a journey through the pages of their favorite stories, explaining them through analogies to movies, literature, music, and of course, their own personal antecdotes - which range from the occasional raucous romp to the sharp wit... and of course, the dreaded pun. They're currently covering George RR Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire POV by POV, and Philip Pullman's His Dark Materials and Book of Dust trilogies.

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    • 4.7 • 16 Ratings

Eliana and Chloe embark on a journey through the pages of their favorite stories, explaining them through analogies to movies, literature, music, and of course, their own personal antecdotes - which range from the occasional raucous romp to the sharp wit... and of course, the dreaded pun. They're currently covering George RR Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire POV by POV, and Philip Pullman's His Dark Materials and Book of Dust trilogies.

    ASOIAF Patreon Teaser E4: The Maidenvault

    ASOIAF Patreon Teaser E4: The Maidenvault

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    Our last Friday of the month is generally reserved for His Dark Materials, however due to a medical issue we will be releasing the next episode of The Amber Spyglass next week 8/6/21. Apologies for the delay, and be sure to tune back in next week!
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    Thanks to Girls Gone Canon Patrons, the Girls have been able to unlock and remaster a special Patron-Only episode for the public from 2020. 


    This week, Eliana and Chloe dive into some history of ice and fire: we open and release the ladies of the Maidenvault, Daena, Elaena and Rhaena Targaryen.
    AND YES: If you're looking to attend Ice and Fire Con, it WILL be happening in the spring of 2022. Somehow, this old episode has come back into date. We love that for us! iceandfirecon.com


    If you'd like to receive special A Song of Ice and Fire and His Dark Materials episodes, head over to patreon.com/girlsgonecanon, where patrons in the Stranger tier and above ($5+) have access to 24 special episodes like this. Patrons in the Thunder tier and above ($10+) will soon have access to a special GIRLS GONE CANON discord server - stay tuned.


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    • 1 hr 22 min
    ASOIAF Episode 133 - ACOK Catelyn V

    ASOIAF Episode 133 - ACOK Catelyn V

    Catelyn and Brienne make vows. Catelyn receives the bones of the guy she used to bone and makes a few other, darker promises in her heart. 


    Background sounds: 


    Tempting Secrets by Kevin MacLeod


    Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5005-tempting-secrets


    License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license


    - Record scratch: https://www.sfxbuzz.com/summary/9-cartoon-sound-effects/134-record-scratch-sound-effect


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    Eliana's twitter: https://twitter.com/arhythmetric
    Eliana's reddit account: https://www.reddit.com/user/glass_table_girl]
    Eliana's blog: https://themanyfacedblog.wordpress.com/
    Chloe's twitter: https://twitter.com/liesandarbor
    Chloe's blog: www.liesandarborgold.com
    Intro by Anton Langhage

    • 2 hrs 11 min
    ASOIAF Episode 132 - ACOK Catelyn IV

    ASOIAF Episode 132 - ACOK Catelyn IV

    In which a, uh, crowning occurs... but not the kind you think. We're talking about babies. Shadow babies. 
    Links mentioned: 


    RSVP to the Skybound audio panel: https://t.co/rtcIwcflg0?amp=1 

    Lauren Shippen's site: https://www.laurenshippen.com/ 

    Gabriel Urbina's site: https://www.gabrielurbina.com/ 

    John Rocha's channel: https://www.youtube.com/johnrochasays 

    Wine on an Empty Stomach covers "The City We Became" by NK Jemisin: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pq9CQ7sj2ko 


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    Eliana's twitter: https://twitter.com/arhythmetric
    Eliana's reddit account: https://www.reddit.com/user/glass_table_girl]
    Eliana's blog: https://themanyfacedblog.wordpress.com/
    Chloe's twitter: https://twitter.com/liesandarbor
    Chloe's blog: www.liesandarborgold.com
    Intro by Anton Langhage

    • 1 hr 52 min
    ASOIAF Episode 131 - ACOK Catelyn III

    ASOIAF Episode 131 - ACOK Catelyn III

    Catelyn goes to Storm's End and reenacts the "This is fine" dog meme while Stannis and Renly gust and blow a lot of hot wind at each other. Both of these brothers are ridiculous. 
    Links Mentioned: 


    (Spoilers All) Millions of peaches, peaches for me. by /u/Fat_Walda

    (Spoilers ADWD) Let us consider Renly's Peach, and the greater significance of peaches in ASOIAF by [deleted]


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    Eliana's twitter: https://twitter.com/arhythmetric
    Eliana's reddit account: https://www.reddit.com/user/glass_table_girl]
    Eliana's blog: https://themanyfacedblog.wordpress.com/
    Chloe's twitter: https://twitter.com/liesandarbor
    Chloe's blog: www.liesandarborgold.com
    Intro by Anton Langhage

    • 2 hrs 17 min
    ASOIAF Episode 130 - ACOK Catelyn II

    ASOIAF Episode 130 - ACOK Catelyn II

    Catelyn is on a business trip with Lord—er, King Renly, who seems to actually be on a retreat rather than waging war. A champion emerges, Brienne the Beauty.


    Links mentioned:


    Brienne and Arya: gender outlaws by Lo the Lynx: https://lothelynx.wordpress.com/2020/08/27/brienne-and-arya-gender-outlaws/



    Race for the Iron Throne: CBC Analysis for ACOK Catelyn II: https://racefortheironthrone.wordpress.com/2014/12/27/chapter-by-chapter-analysis-catelyn-ii-acok/




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    Eliana's twitter: https://twitter.com/arhythmetric Eliana's reddit account: https://www.reddit.com/user/glass_table_girl] Eliana's blog: https://themanyfacedblog.wordpress.com/ Chloe's twitter: https://twitter.com/liesandarbor Chloe's blog: www.liesandarborgold.com Intro by Anton Langhage

    • 2 hrs 8 min
    His Dark Materials Episode 16 - The Amber Spyglass Chapters 1-3

    His Dark Materials Episode 16 - The Amber Spyglass Chapters 1-3

    The players move into place as the last act begins. Lyra is napping but more than usual. Will's finding new companions and new skills. Iorek has a friend for dinner. And Roger makes a reprise. 


    CHAPTER 1 - THE ENCHANTED SLEEPER


    CHAPTER 2 - BALTHAMOS AND BARUCH


    CHAPTER 3 - SCAVENGERS


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    Eliana's twitter: https://twitter.com/arhythmetric


    Eliana's reddit account: https://www.reddit.com/user/glass_table_girl


    Eliana's blog: https://themanyfacedblog.wordpress.com/


    Chloe's twitter: https://twitter.com/liesandarbor


    Chloe's blog: www.liesandarborgold.com


    Intro: Waltz Of The Skeleton Keys by WombatNoisesAudio | https://soundcloud.com/user-734462061

    • 2 hrs 40 min

Customer Reviews

4.7 out of 5
16 Ratings

16 Ratings

angelbelsey ,

Good even though it’s about GRRM’s lesser-known series

Obviously Wild Cards is Martin’s superior work, but if you are waiting for Wild Cards content and meanwhile you’ve decided to try ASOIAF, you could do worse than to listen to these scarily smart women as they dissect each POV character, one at a time. This podcast has become my commuting staple and even long episodes just fly by.

(But ♠️♣️♥️♦️🃏 forever) (obv)

kate_ruth ,

Great podcast

The ladies really know what’s what and it’s always fun to spend an hour with them talking about asoiaf, Hilarious yet poignant it’s great by hear their thoughts on the series

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