GOOPLAH HML Studios

We saved this one for a rainy day. A snowy day will do though! As we Texans shelter (hopefully) in our warm homes, why not add our voices to those fireplace vibes? Tyler and Andy contemplated whether or not another snow storm would occur at the time of recording, and guess what, they predicted correctly. Keeping us cozy and confident this episode is Alex Ray (@coachalexray). He's a phenomenal life coach, inspirational figure, and fierce pioneer of hot sex for LGBTQ people. He believes that confidence shouldn't be isolated from the bedroom. In fact, asking for what you want in bed helps you ask for what you want in life. Forget lady on the streets. Be your favorite kind of freak wherever you be! Please visit https://coachalexray.com to elicit his exquisite expertise as a coach, and follow his Instagram so you can stare at his self-assteem! Join "Homo's Modern Life" at his upcoming "Confident as F***" coaching event on February 11th. All the info about it and how to join is available on his website.
See you in season four!
Hosts:
Tyler- @homosmodernlife
Andy- @Andyfromboystory
Producer:
Collin- @squidlegs

We are the homos with eyes that sparkle, Queens! The totally tight TikTok talent Taylor Morgan McPherson (@sparklequeenla) stopped by the Gooplah laboratory to help the boys with their chemistry. You see, some of our queer peeps and pals don't know how to get past biology, cuz playing the early dating game is often all about physics. Tune in to this very special episode of "Homo's Modern Life" for some crucial formulas like how to calculate the length of a first date. How many Instagrams should you collect in a single night? Rolodex realness??? Sebastian the crab told Ariel to blink cutely for her handsome prince. In this fast-paced world of hot vax summer clubbin', you might be surprised by how far that can take you. Tyler and Andy may often be unlucky in love, but after talking with Taylor, they feel one step closer towards that moon and pizza pie combo. We hope this episode leads you to love, and if not that, glitter. Don't forget, play safe!
We apologize for some audio strangeness. As hottie Harry Styles would say, it's a sign of the times.
Hosts:
Tyler- @homosmodernlife
Andy- @Andyfromboystory
Producer:
Collin- @squidlegs

It's beginning to look a lot like A BONUS EPISODE! This recording was made weeks ago, but we believe that it should be Gay Christmas all year round. So yes, in this episode, Tyler opens his presents from Andy. Also yes, it is very cute. Because you know we like to keep on theme, we thought we'd invite someone on who brings joy to queers across DFW: the benevolent and bodacious Tres Brown (tresbaybay). They talk to us about the many organization they work with in order to help educate people about safe sex practices while normalizing sex positivity. DFW Fuse hosts many events like D&D (not those kinds of D's (this time ;-)), game nights, movie premieres, and so much more. You may be seeing Tyler and Andy at some of these wonderful get togethers, because our New Year's Resolution is to further collaborate with LGBTQ led organizations in and around DFW. We sincerely hope this episode connects some of you with a very helpful resource, namely, Our local resource center: myresourcecenter.org
DFW Fuse- @dfwfuse
Resource Center- @myresourcectr
Gender Brave- @genderbrave
United Black Ellument- @ubellument
Hosts:
Tyler- @homosmodernlife
Andy- @Andyfromboystory
Producer:
Collin- @squidlegs

What's all the Gooplah? Well, HML is changing their name! This was supposed to be the last episode of our third season before our epic rebrand, but instead, just to mess with everyone's already fragile brains, it's our third to last. Cuz why not!? You know we like to keep our quality queers and astonishing allies on their toes. There was lots of eggnog this year, aiight? In this episode, Tyler and Andy gab away without daddy's (Collin's*) supervision. And you know what, daddy is proud (y'all did a great job)! Download and play for all kinds of things that are gay, including some potential alternate names for our HML boys. Will we be introduced to Calami-Tyler soon? Only listeners will know. Now go! Be your best hoe!
Hosts:
Tyler- @homosmodernlife
Andy- @Andyfromboystory
Producer:
Collin- @squidlegs

Join HML hosts Tyler and Andy for our trivia game show: “Porn for the Holigays,” where three professional porn stars compete to see who can answer our questions first. Each contestant has the chance of winning a fabulous prize, and you’ll have to tune in to find out who finishes first. ;-)
Here are the game categories:
Game one: -Beginning or false start—
Game two: -Everyone finishes— 
Game three: -Vanilla zone— 
Game four: -The twelve kinks of Xxxmas—
Game five: -Gurl did wut!? Did these porn stars do that!?-
Game six: -Title or tease—

Contestants:
Eli Hunter- @elihunter1988
Michael Boston- @michaelbossston
Dillon Roman- @dillon_roamin

Hosts:
Tyler- @homosmodernlife
Andy- @Andyfromboystory

Producer:
Collin- @squidlegs

Charlie Gearing (@gearingforTexas), Democratic candidate for District 114, aka- East Dallas, stopped by the pod to talk with Tyler and JP about how he's going to help build a better Texas. Charlie is a champion for reproductive rights, trans rights, housing rights, and actively combats harmful policies. Visit gearingfortexas.com to learn about his history of activism and his plan of action if elected. There's honestly too much to touch on, but remember that power reducing winter? Well, Charlie knows how to keep us warm when it inevitably happens again. He believes in education, equality, fairness, and accountability. Speaking of getting there, don't forget to register and vote in the primaries on March 1st. Let's make a date of it!
Hosts:
Tyler- @homosmodernlife
Andy- @Andyfromboystory
JP- @hmlpoliticalhookup
Producer:
Collin- @squidlegs