Your majesty, we are delighted that you've chosen to download our podcast. Truly this is an honour. Or at least it would be of you'd deigned to have downloaded it fully clothed. Really madam show some flipping respect.
Now our anger and your nudity has subsided, let's get down to business. In this MEGA podcast, we talk leaving jobs in a ham fisted fashion, deliver the latest pop news, pass on the secret to driving test success and wrestle a pigeon to the floor before teaching it how to apply for a credit card.
There are other things too, but thats your job to find out what they are.
To hear the feature length broadcast with all the dreadful pop music on it's head, go to mixcloud.com. To find out where we've hidden your car keys, go to sorrynotinservice.com