Humanoid Resources Arcade Audio
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- Fiction
Humanoid Resources is the discovery of which two extraterrestrials and a former HR Generalist of a PNC Bank run the HR (Humanoid Resources) department aboard an enormous spaceship, and interview its inhabitants. Experienced through the eyes of our narrators, Professor Barnabus and his Graduate Assistant Michelle, witness the wacky banter these idiots make up.
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S3E1: The Fallout
The fate of the Humanoid Resources Department is revealed in the…wait, they’re calling this a new season?? Talk about stuffing the ballot box, ugh.
Dr. Orlando Calripken- Wes Young
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Artwork by Blair Britt -
S3E2: The Bop-It
The HR boys are freakin’ nomads now, baby! And their first visit is from Nora, a sentient Bop-It. Yup, looks like ain’t nothin’ changed but the names, and the game is the same! Meanwhile. Old Man Wade says his final goodbyes.
Nora the Bop-It- Elizabel Riggs
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Wade Anderson- Patrick Bodenhausen
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Artwork by Blair Britt -
S3E3: The Duplicate
P16 sat on the tape recorder and caused some technical difficulties on this one, y’all! He’s real sorry! Meanwhile, the HR boys get a visit from Liff Niff, who may have just accidentally duplicated himself, and MAY have some lovin’ feelings about it. Also, the Professor and Danica mourn their beloved Wade.
Liff Niff- Chris George
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Artwork by Blair Britt -
S3E4: The Revenge-r
The HR boys get a visit from Vin Dictive, a Blobulon whose job on the ship is best served cold. Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica process their grief and get back to business. THIS IS THE LAST EPISODE WHERE P16 WAS SITTING ON THE TAPE RECORDER, WE PROMISE.
Vin Dictive - Chirag Rathod
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Alien Beercan- Peter Williams
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Artwork by Blair Britt -
S3E5: The Skeleton Priest
Our old pal Puddle joins the HR crew in Alien’s stead, and the HR department gets a visit from Pastor Spookybones, the go-to skeleton for all the gods in all the dimensions. Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica spot a roadside break in the monotony.
Pastor Spookybones- Trevor Knickerbocker
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Puddle- Sarah Magnuson
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
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S3E6: The One with the Lonely Guy
Doug, P16, and Puddle get a visit from FlexOn, a Crumb guy who’s real happy to see them…or is it FlexOff, who’s a…real lonely guy? Either way, I was going to listen to this earlier but WE WERE ON A BREAK! Meanwhile, the Professor and Danica stop for a much needed Yerg-style meal.
FlexOn/FlexOff- Tim Felton
Doug Doyle- Connor Doyle
P16- Ryan Cleary
Puddle- Sarah Magnuson
Professor Barnabus- James Freetly
Special Agent Danica Patrick, No Relation- Liz Anderson
Artwork by Blair Britt