28 episodes

Joe Wilkinson has always wanted a professional footballer to be his mate. Step forward Patrick Bamford, who has signed up to this podcast to work out if the pair really can become true friends. Joe is a lifelong Gillingham supporter and wants to discover what it takes to play the game at the highest level because you can't support a friend without understanding what they've gone through and the challenges they face. Pat has agreed to answer any question that Joe thinks of so they will cover plenty of ground and you get to hear insight and stories from inside the dressing room at a professional football club as the two hosts get to know each other by spending time together recording this podcast.

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    • 4.7 • 295 Ratings

Joe Wilkinson has always wanted a professional footballer to be his mate. Step forward Patrick Bamford, who has signed up to this podcast to work out if the pair really can become true friends. Joe is a lifelong Gillingham supporter and wants to discover what it takes to play the game at the highest level because you can't support a friend without understanding what they've gone through and the challenges they face. Pat has agreed to answer any question that Joe thinks of so they will cover plenty of ground and you get to hear insight and stories from inside the dressing room at a professional football club as the two hosts get to know each other by spending time together recording this podcast.

    Patrick and Joe pick their England team for the Euros

    Patrick and Joe pick their England team for the Euros

    Pat and Joe get together for one last pod before the summer tournament kicks off where Joe (hypothetically) puts Pat in charge of England after imagining Gareth Southgate has the runs. They discuss who should start and whether footballers can enjoy tournaments like these as a fan or whether it’s a busman’s holiday.

    • 32 min
    What Happens on a Footballer’s Stag Do?

    What Happens on a Footballer’s Stag Do?

    Pat is back from his stag do in Marbs and Joe is delighted to share the goss and see the photos including which music legend he was forced to dress as. After those frivolities, the pair discuss how the Leeds players reacted to play-off defeat and Pat reveals what it’s like to face Cristiano Ronaldo in the tunnel as an opponent.

    • 42 min
    What Happens When A Player Gets Injured?

    What Happens When A Player Gets Injured?

    Patrick and Joe talk about injuries and the lengths that a player and their club goes to get them fit. Joe finds out about players being injured at a football club, what equipment they use and if there's a special camaraderie amongst those in the treatment room. We also find out which smelly vegetable a former teammate used to treat his injury and what it's like when a player has to retire early because of injury. Oh, and Joe reveals that a friend of his thinks Pat is beautiful.

    • 31 min
    Arm Round The Shoulder or A Kick Up The…?

    Arm Round The Shoulder or A Kick Up The…?

    Patrick and Joe talk about the qualities that make a good manager, if you can be friends with a manager outside of football and if it’s possible for a manager to be both feared and loved. Joe finds out from Pat what kind of player he is; an arm round the shoulder or if he needs a few harsh words from the gaffer to perform and Pat reveals which English superstar he’s been texting recently and Joe declares his love for a Man City winger.

    • 34 min
    The Secret to Playing at Wembley

    The Secret to Playing at Wembley

    Joe and Patrick are reunited the day after Leeds thumped Norwich to make the Championship playoff final. Pat waxes lyrical about the atmosphere at Elland Road as Joe reveals the rather bleak setting where he watched the game and wants to find out if footballers get overtime when their club has a playoff run. Pat describes his injury frustration and his hope of making the trip to Wembley as well as giving some sage advice for his teammates about playing at the home of English football.

    • 34 min
    A Message From Patrick and Joe

    A Message From Patrick and Joe

    A Message From Patrick and Joe

    • 1 min

Customer Reviews

4.7 out of 5
295 Ratings

295 Ratings

Danij82 ,

Honest and funny

Really refreshing podcast to listen to, Joe asks the nonsense questions fans want to ask but “sports” interviewers don’t tend to and Patrick is always honest with his answers, does help that I’m a Leeds fan but I think that’s irrelevant to if you’ll enjoy it or not. Would love to know how it ended up been Patrick that Joe decided to befriend though and why Patrick said yes!

skibumtrev ,

Great Podcast considering I don’t find Joe funny but on countdown

This show has changed my thoughts on Podcasts, I rarely listen to them and I have never found Joe funny on 8 out of 10 cats does countdown. My views on Joe have changed and some of the stuff they cover on the shows has had me chuckling away to myself on long drives, I’ve even recommended it to my friends.

Dan Idol ,

Absolute treasure of a podcast

When this first landed in my feed I knew I had to give it a go. Joe, the best part of Cats does Countdown and Paddy, striker of my beloved Leeds United (most of the time)

Paddy comes across as a down to earth, humble footballer without shying away from the fact that he lives a very different life to the rest of us.

Joe is a delight, a football fan above all else.

One of the best podcasts out there. Give it a go, you’ll love it.

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