Vez, Toaster and Thiccbleach against the world. Listen while we ramble on about stuff we don’t know until we give up. With episodes around 30 minutes and a new episode each week, it is a competition to see who gets bored first, you or us. Attention: No Ducks is not what it says on the tin, we do not hate ducks. Thank you :) more info on our website https://noducksegtv.wixsite.com/noducks-1
Everything is Fine
We are back and more hypothetical than ever! After the first few conversations about how short Thiccbleach’s attention span is and how Vez hates touching food, Toaster finds his voice and... forces Thiccbleach and Vez on the titanic because he’ll shoot them if they don’t comply?! Hypothetically, of course. Then he traps them in a room with Micheal Jackson and Thiccbleach kills herself?! Hypothetically, of course. Then Toaster gets so mad he forgets frustration is a form of anger?! No that t’wasn’t hypothetically, that actually happened. Anyway, enjoy us being back! Also, ignore how weirdly Thiccbleach says “weird”. :)
Confusion, giggle fits, singing, silences, needs to cry, and a dramatic argument to end it all. An episode disrupted by technical difficulties and lies that will leave you questioning how high we were while recording this. Well, with my boots on about 5’10”. Happy April Fool’s Day :)
Two recordings, Vez is possessed, Thiccbleach is tired, Toaster is virtually not here, the afterlife is scary, Tinkie Winkie is gay, and we are No Ducks.
What is happening in this episode? Cannibalism? Not quite. Thiccbleach failing to be funny? Always. Toaster taking a nap? No. The Voices exercise knowledge of cars? Definitely not. Knowledge of kitchen utensils? Strangely yes. Boots with the fur? Almost. Vez confesses to being a demon that has power to write in their sleep (well we call it writing but no one can decipher the scribbles)? Yes. Hotel? Trivago.
Toaster makes a surprise appearance, while Vez and Thiccbleach can’t stop laughing. An episode, that has been flipped on its head because of a failed recording, actually sounds alright tbf. Might not have been as good if Vez didn’t have sleepless nights and write down random questions. Everyone say thank you Vez for always thinking about our podcast.
lies, Lies, contradictions, and LIESSSSS (and jokes - thx Toaster.) 40 minutes of Thiccbleach getting stressed and struggling to read, while Vez discovers his socks are sparkly. Toaster disagrees with his results, Thiccbleach parties over hers and Vez... well he just admires all the pretty colours... 16 personalities and 3 No Ducks Voices, what could go wrong?