NOBODY LIKES ONIONS

Patrick Melton
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NOBODY LIKES ONIONS Podcast

For over FIFTEEN YEARS, Nobody Likes Onions has been making audiences laugh at the absurd, the obvious, and the wrong. Comedian Patrick Melton, along with other entertainers from around the world, gather around microphones three times a week to present their unique observations and opinions about current events, pop culture, and real-world experiences in their personal lives.

  1. 1 DAY AGO

    September 12, 2024: Is Aaron Imholte Gonna Be OK? Josh Denny STUNTED! Chad Zumock Be DRINKIN’!

    Another day, another dollar, and every dollar helps us get to that elusive goal! Aaron Imholte is fully down a rabbit hole of hope, delusion and distraction as he keeps leaning in to imaginary crimes by the host of this program to misdirect you from the very real problems and accusations looming over his slowly-balding head. Josh Denny is losing it on Twitter about the recent show going over his reaction to another recent show, and Patrick is starting to think the two will never be best friends again. Johnny Krutches skipped a Steel Toe show, and Aaron used the opportunity to turn the knife even further in to his friends relationship. When will Johnny get fed up with Aaron’s duplicitous nature and turn fully on the abusive and manipulative Minnesota ringworm known as Aaron Imholte? Tryhard comedian Chad Zumock is doing more shows than ever while making less money than anyone! Will he be better off with his tribal lover Godfrey at his digital side to fight his stupid online battles with him?

    4h 37m

  2. 3 DAYS AGO

    September 10, 2024: Aaron Imholte Makes ALLEGATION & Definitely Doesn’t Lie! JOSH DENNY Is Mad!

    Bon Dia! Aaron Imholte has been dodgy for weeks about exactly what it is that Patrick did that has him and the rest of the autistics on a BBS convinced that Patrick has bodies in the basement, First it was a cupholder joke. Then it was a pile of stuff people were sending him. Then it was reddit. But now there’s a fresh take. Aaron, via his yesterday-enemy-today-pal and likeminded mushpot Mersh, finally have settled on a specific allegation. It’s a doozy! Josh Denny is mad at Patrick for going over a website full of false lies and he messaged Patrick some saucy language to give him what for! And then he went on his podcast (we didn’t see it either) to let the world know he won. Thankfully, someone made a clip!

    3h 47m

  3. 4 DAYS AGO

    September 9, 2024: Just Another PANIC Monday! Aaron Imholte Attempts RESCUE Of His Own Program!

    Aaron Imholte, alleged sex crime felon and wannabe radio man, is back from another weekend of visiting his children in shared custody, and the projection about his inability to be left alone with his own kids has his broken his brain. We watch a man who is legally no longer allowed to discuss his own life on his own show exploit a crippled friend and drive a stake in to any hope of a relationship for his friend could have had with the woman he’s been dating. Aaron has to squeeze every last bit out of his “friend” before he abandons him for good. Patrick has apparently been in contact with a “member of the family” that has some concerns. Let’s get in to it!

    4h 48m

  4. 6 SEPT

    “Comedian” Godfrey Is a MORON! No Ideas & PILLED OUT?! You Be The Judge! How Much Does He STINK?

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    1h 48m

  5. 5 SEPT

    September 5, 2024: ROCKY TIME! Aaron Imholte Is BREAKING! Broadcaster CANNOT STOP Racist Rants!

    After making the news around the world for sharing sexual photos of a woman without consent, and the allegations from his ex-wife of head-butting and choking abuse, Aaron Imholte is cracking at the seams! He cannot stop steering what’s left of his program in to the rocky shores of racism, antisemitism, bigotry and slander! After attempting to do a show for two days without being able to blame the women who have escaped his Steel Toe torture chamber, he is quickly spiraling in to complete disarray without a panel of cohosts to cosign his nonsensical delusions.

    2h 56m

  6. 4 SEPT

    September 4, 2024: Another SIN For The Toe! What Little Is Left Is Crumbling! Johnny Is OUT!

    Of course Aaron Imholte is not going to let multiple active restraining orders and repeated allegations of spousal abuse and harassment bring him down! It will only be a few days before Leighton Broadcasting powers up their stick and allows Aaron to take Minnesota FM airwaves by storm once again. Right? And Johnny and Matt are going to be loyal to the end as Aaron tries to control what they do and who they talk to off his show. Nobody is allowed to enter Aaron’s sphere with truth. It’s a spin zone and you better get to spinning if you want to dance inside the dome with Aaron. Let’s watch this master manipulator tell us how it is despite the evidence from our own eyes and ears telling us differently.

    1h 38m

  7. 3 SEPT

    September 3, 2024: AARON IMHOLTE Arrested! What’s Next For Leighton Broadcasting’s Next Star?

    Aaron Imholte has turned himself in after hiding all weekend at his cabin with is parents and fat daughter. After his arraignment and subsequent bail, will we know anything new with which to wager on the future lolz of Leighton Broadcasting’s newest addition to the Minnesota airwaves? Or will this latest mistake (no offense Emily Imholte) jeopardize his FM future? Will Aaron be able to hold his tongue, the hardest thing for a delusional manipulative narcissist to do? Or will he be spilling more beens than a teenager at Chipotle? Let’s watch some recent Aaron in anticipation of the outcome of today’s big events.

    3h 28m

  8. 2 SEPT

    September 2, 2024: REKIETA Calls In! HRO Hat Trick! Aaron Imholte LIES To Police! Winter Is Coming!

    Patrick is back on United States soil, and for some reason it’s way sticker than when he left! Everyone has gone to court, and some of the picture is becoming much clearer while parts of it become muddier by the day. April appears in court, and her strategy in conjunction with the Rekieta’s seems confusing at best. Aaron’s flapping has come back to bite him, and we see that he has lied to the police and tried to destroy evidence in some half-brained attempt to avoid taking responsibility for his actions. How very un-toe like! There’s piles of events to go over, There’s tons of speculation to be had. Where is Aaron? Will he go back on the air this week? And if so, which Aaron will we get? The Aaron who is rubbing salt in the wounds of his betters with powdered sugar or an ice bucket, or the father of contrition taking ownership for his recently-alleged felonies? Grab a Celsius and join Patrick as he explores all of the most recent developments!

    3h 53m
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About

For over FIFTEEN YEARS, Nobody Likes Onions has been making audiences laugh at the absurd, the obvious, and the wrong. Comedian Patrick Melton, along with other entertainers from around the world, gather around microphones three times a week to present their unique observations and opinions about current events, pop culture, and real-world experiences in their personal lives.

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  • Creator
    Patrick Melton
  • Years Active
    2009 - 2024
  • Episodes
    53
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © PATRICK MELTON
  • Show Website
    NOBODY LIKES ONIONS

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