Oh Lord Won't You Buy Me A Podcast Screaming Void Network

It’s the most predictable time of the year and like rash you just can’t clear, we’re back in time to bring cheer up your festive season. This month/year, we start some of our own conspiracy theories, question the logic of donating money to public services, and ask, FINALLY, how anyone could fail to sell bleach during a pandemic. So sit back, consume, and remember that this exists for the next hour. We’re happy to be with you, here, at the end of all things. We didn’t watch the John Lewis one.

The Festive Season is here, again, once more, what joy. Much like many of your favourite Christmas heroes, we’re back from the dead, and much like all your favourite Christmas stories, it’s the same shit all over again. Waitrose’s crappy dragon, Aldi’s saddest showman and Sainsbury’s gritty Santa reboot are all unpacked, alongside all the usual trimmings and a thrilling quiz for dessert. @ohlordpodcast.
Sainsbury’s: https://bit.ly/2MkfCNO
Waitrose: https://bit.ly/377E4tB
Aldi: https://bit.ly/

What do you mean #gift?

December 24th 2019.

We're coming back.

Here's just a taste, a snifter, a morsel, a hint, a supermarket free sample handed out by a dead-eyed shelf drone, the merest waft of what's to come.

Here's the advert, it's shite: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1T9mI7CBpM

Artwork by Beth

Outrage by Craig

If you're reading this, you know where to find us. You know where to find us.

Give Joe Worth money: https://uk.virginmoneygiving.com/worthyrun
Ads here: https://bit.ly/2GKNp0j
Man Alive! Thee and Me, Naughty 40, Time for Fun. That’s right, we’re bingo-ing mad. This month we Turn the Screw on gambling ads and discuss the depressing lives of CG artists, the imminent singularity of betting app AI, Ray Winston’s tool, and the Animals of Farthing Wood. And the usual moralising and diversity box ticking.
Intro music by https://soundcloud.com/matthew-sharrock
Art by Beth

Sorry not sorry this took so long. Alan was,

a) Too drunk

b) Satirising the Zeitgeist

c) A bit busy/ill/on holiday

This one's quite good actually.

6.125% of our fans suggested we put an advert playlist here, SO HERE IT IS!!1!

https://youtu.be/P-NPTZ57c-w

#consume #engage

The incredible intro/outro music was written aby Matthew Sharrock. Listen to his great musichere: https://soundcloud.com/matthew-sharrock #exposure

We're baaack! More hosts, more adverts, more #content. In this record-breaking tenth episode, we explore the John Lewis extended universe, present a sequel to Sainsbury's 2014 WWI ad, question equality in an M&S advert, and the use of dead orangutans to sell mince pies. Remember, if you don’t #consume, we’re all doomed.
Image credit: Tuphuggy, CC 4.0