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An ad-man tells a scientist, a communist, and an artist how great ads are, and they tell him to go f*** himself.

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An ad-man tells a scientist, a communist, and an artist how great ads are, and they tell him to go f*** himself.



    It’s the most predictable time of the year and like rash you just can’t clear, we’re back in time to bring cheer up your festive season. This month/year, we start some of our own conspiracy theories, question the logic of donating money to public services, and ask, FINALLY, how anyone could fail to sell bleach during a pandemic. So sit back, consume, and remember that this exists for the next hour. We’re happy to be with you, here, at the end of all things. We didn’t watch the John Lewis one.

    • 1 hr 7 min
    OLWYBMAP S3E1: Xmas III Tokyo Gift

    OLWYBMAP S3E1: Xmas III Tokyo Gift

    The Festive Season is here, again, once more, what joy. Much like many of your favourite Christmas heroes, we’re back from the dead, and much like all your favourite Christmas stories, it’s the same shit all over again. Waitrose’s crappy dragon, Aldi’s saddest showman and Sainsbury’s gritty Santa reboot are all unpacked, alongside all the usual trimmings and a thrilling quiz for dessert. @ohlordpodcast.
    Sainsbury’s: https://bit.ly/2MkfCNO
    Waitrose: https://bit.ly/377E4tB
    Aldi: https://bit.ly/

    • 1 hr 43 min
    OLWYBMAP S3E0: Xmas III Tokyo Gift Teaser

    OLWYBMAP S3E0: Xmas III Tokyo Gift Teaser

    What do you mean #gift?

    December 24th 2019.

    We're coming back.

    Here's just a taste, a snifter, a morsel, a hint, a supermarket free sample handed out by a dead-eyed shelf drone, the merest waft of what's to come.

    Here's the advert, it's shite: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1T9mI7CBpM

    Artwork by Beth

    Outrage by Craig

    If you're reading this, you know where to find us. You know where to find us.

    • 11 min
    OLWYBMAP S2E3/Episode 12: Gambling

    OLWYBMAP S2E3/Episode 12: Gambling

    Give Joe Worth money: https://uk.virginmoneygiving.com/worthyrun
    Ads here: https://bit.ly/2GKNp0j
    Man Alive! Thee and Me, Naughty 40, Time for Fun. That’s right, we’re bingo-ing mad. This month we Turn the Screw on gambling ads and discuss the depressing lives of CG artists, the imminent singularity of betting app AI, Ray Winston’s tool, and the Animals of Farthing Wood. And the usual moralising and diversity box ticking.
    Intro music by https://soundcloud.com/matthew-sharrock
    Art by Beth

    • 1 hr 33 min
    OLWYBMAP Episode 11: Alcohol

    OLWYBMAP Episode 11: Alcohol

    Sorry not sorry this took so long. Alan was,

    a) Too drunk

    b) Satirising the Zeitgeist

    c) A bit busy/ill/on holiday

    This one's quite good actually.

    6.125% of our fans suggested we put an advert playlist here, SO HERE IT IS!!1!


    #consume #engage

    • 1 hr 35 min
    OLWYBMAP S2E1: Xmas II - Advertisement Day - "This time, it's #consumable"

    OLWYBMAP S2E1: Xmas II - Advertisement Day - "This time, it's #consumable"

    The incredible intro/outro music was written aby Matthew Sharrock. Listen to his great musichere: https://soundcloud.com/matthew-sharrock #exposure

    We're baaack! More hosts, more adverts, more #content. In this record-breaking tenth episode, we explore the John Lewis extended universe, present a sequel to Sainsbury's 2014 WWI ad, question equality in an M&S advert, and the use of dead orangutans to sell mince pies. Remember, if you don’t #consume, we’re all doomed.
    Image credit: Tuphuggy, CC 4.0

    • 1 hr 53 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
8 Ratings

8 Ratings

Dazmundo41 ,


Should be called: 3 Scots 1 podcast.

A very funny, nihilistic view of the advertising industry.

latentflip ,

A triumph.

Ever wanted to hear three different Scottish accents talking about adverts? This is your show.

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