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Three homosexual men get together weekly to review pornography and judge it! They judge on a scale of 1 to 10 inches, where 1 inch is not doing enough, 10 inches is doing too much, and 6.5 inches is perfect! This podcast is not safe for work, unless you wear headphones, and even then you should probably wear some protection.

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Three homosexual men get together weekly to review pornography and judge it! They judge on a scale of 1 to 10 inches, where 1 inch is not doing enough, 10 inches is doing too much, and 6.5 inches is perfect! This podcast is not safe for work, unless you wear headphones, and even then you should probably wear some protection.

https://www.browneyepod.com/

    Valley Girls (1987)

    Valley Girls (1987)

    Why does Hue have a hard time understanding his kids? Will Trevor finally stop bringing a doll to the podcast? Who invented homosexuality in 1988? Whats the worst name for a Jazzersice memoir? What do the Spice Girls and Valley Girls have in common? What is a turdy gurdy?

    SoCal native @laviejoem joins us to discuss Valley Girls

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    • 1 hr 3 min
    Alexandra (1983)

    Alexandra (1983)

    What would your hair look like after 2 valium? What happens when Trevor is told to act natural? Should you watch porn with two drunk uncles? Can you have sex in a dumb waiter? What happens when you walk into a vanity? Is this movie a Cheers porn parody? Should a female magician have her own detective show?

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    • 1 hr 12 min
    TSPC (Transsexual Porn Channel)

    TSPC (Transsexual Porn Channel)

    What does constitute as frottage? RIP to Casey Kisses' right eye? What will happen during Trevor's marriage to Will? Why are fake nails like Kitchen Aide attachments? What do BJ's and court room reporters have in common? Why do Bounty paper towels sponsor porn? What does a sexy wind chime sound like?

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    • 1 hr 1 min
    Whorrey Potter and the Sorcerer's Balls (2010)

    Whorrey Potter and the Sorcerer's Balls (2010)

    Why is eyebrow threading the sign of true friendship? Who takes makeup tips from two piss holes in the snow? Why do pelicans give bad BJs? Who is the third Minogue sister? Which actor is a huge fan of SOBE drinks? How does a 2.5 way work?

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    • 1 hr 13 min
    Starship Eros (1979)

    Starship Eros (1979)

    What does the bright futuristic world of 1995 look like? Is Ed McMahon going to make a cameo? How do you play Peek-a-boob? Who will sue the boys first: Susie Dent or Katey Sagal? Is space docking like regular docking?

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    • 59 min
    Powder Burns (1971)

    Powder Burns (1971)

    What happens when you combine a McDouble with a McChicken? How will Hue and Trevor celebrate their 5 year anniversary? What do FemBots do in the old west? Suck Lord? How many pleats should be in a pair pf panties? What's Trevor's white whale? Why is Bonnie Tyler rolling over in her grave?

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    • 54 min

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