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Really Good Advice for New Moms - A Satirical Podcast About Parenting Kierstin & Blandy

    • Comedy

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    SELF CARE FOR NEW MOMS: Preserving Your Peace By Limiting Your Family Size [MID-SEASON FINALE]

    SELF CARE FOR NEW MOMS: Preserving Your Peace By Limiting Your Family Size [MID-SEASON FINALE]

    What's good, Mama Bears?! This week Kierstin Reszka and Blandy Cobbles are wrapping up their mid-season with a conversation about size. Maybe yours is teeny tiny or perhaps it's you know, not. The important thing here as that it's just right for you! 
    We're not talking about chairs made for bears who are being burgled by a weirdo little girl with insufficient adult supervision and we're not even talking about penises, you silly goose. We're talking about family size!
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    Sources used in this episode:

    What Couples with Children Argue About Most by Nicholas Zill on Institute For Family Studies


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    • 12 min
    ASK BLANDY: Making The Holidays Special for Young Kids

    ASK BLANDY: Making The Holidays Special for Young Kids

    Happy Wednesday, Mama Bears! Today, Blandy Cobbles is talking the holidays and how to make sure you don't mess them up really, really bad to the point where your kids hate you for the rest of their lives and seek therapy because of your crappy gift-giving skills. 
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    • 5 min
    Self Care For New Moms: Quality Time & Connection With Your Kid

    Self Care For New Moms: Quality Time & Connection With Your Kid

    [EXPLICIT] The ladies are back to discuss how spending time with your kids is self care. Kierstin has a lot of excuses per usual about why she was MIA from the podcast last week. Meanwhile, Blandy recalls a thrilling and dangerous encounter in the woods and Plevin reveals some disturbing behavior in this latest episode of Really Good Advice For New Moms. 

    Get excited, Mama Bears!

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    • 16 min
    The Real Kierstin - No Episode This Week

    The Real Kierstin - No Episode This Week

    What's up, Mama Bears? The Real Kierstin pops in to let ya'll know that the past week has been bananas and, consequently, Blandy, Kierstin and Plevin will be silent this week. 

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    Missing the girls? Go look at pictures of them on their poorly constructed website!


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    • 1 min
    ASK BLANDY: Missing My Baby at Work

    ASK BLANDY: Missing My Baby at Work

    Happy Hump Day, Mama Bears! Blandy's back from the comfort of a hospital bed to offer her Really Good Advice on how to handle missing your little one while you're at work. Meanwhile, Kierstin is ferret-sitting and it's not going swimmingly at all. Yikes!


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    • 6 min
    Self Care For New Moms: Listening to Your Body

    Self Care For New Moms: Listening to Your Body

    [EXPLICIT] Kierstin Reszka wants to know, have you taken a minute lately to listen to your body? Not just your stomach gurgles and weird throat groans but you know, the deep down stuff? In today's episode her and Blandy get learn to get curious about our body's cues instead of ignoring them to play video games all day. I mean parent! Parent! Because this is a podcast about how to parent. 

    Also, Plevin requests a controlled substance that rocks Kierstin and Blandy's world so hard that they both almost crap themselves.


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    • 14 min