13 episodes

Synchronized watch-along movie commentaries by 2 lgbtqia+ women; 1 calm and pithy, the other, petrified and somewhat witty.

No friends, no problem - we’ll fill your ears and smother you with nonsensical observations, random pop culture references, and musical numbers no one asked for.

Bonus: the most ridiculous movie rating system known to humankind.

Reel Unsapphisticated faith & Ray Ray

    • Comedy

Synchronized watch-along movie commentaries by 2 lgbtqia+ women; 1 calm and pithy, the other, petrified and somewhat witty.

No friends, no problem - we’ll fill your ears and smother you with nonsensical observations, random pop culture references, and musical numbers no one asked for.

Bonus: the most ridiculous movie rating system known to humankind.

    Episode 13: Be My Wittle Baybee (Barbarian 2022)

    Episode 13: Be My Wittle Baybee (Barbarian 2022)

    Movie Sterts: 27:05
    Movie Ends: 2:01:35

    One of our highest rated films, and once you watch, you can understand why this film is incredibly difficult to describe or even categorize.
    If you dislike whimpering, screaming, and sputtering, especially the faith kind, we highly recommend you skip this recording. If, on the other hand, you delight in the abject horror and disturbed babbling of someone, then congratulations, this recording is for you.
    Legend says faith is still screaming.

    • 2 hrs 19 min
    Episode 12: Mr. Pinhead, bring me a scream (hellraiser OG)

    Episode 12: Mr. Pinhead, bring me a scream (hellraiser OG)

    Movie Starts: 24:30
    Movie Ends: 1:55: 34
    If you listen closely, you might hear the start of a couple of things in this pod!
    while any... prudish people might take a couple on the chin watching this one, it is definitely entertaining.
    Also, faith is still scandalized by this movie to this day.
    **DISCLAIMER**
    We are not experts of any form (Duh).
    You are responsible for the media you choose to engage with. Please use caution when choosing to view these films as we cannot account for the possibility of personal experiences triggering a negative response. We recommend that you do your own research preceding viewing in order to avoid any unnecessary feelings of ick that cross the line for you.
    Please send all complaints to wedontwanttohearit@nowhere.com. Website

    • 2 hrs 4 min
    Episode 11: You in danger, gurl (It Part 1)

    Episode 11: You in danger, gurl (It Part 1)

    Time stamps:
    Movie Starts: 15:15
    Post movie chat starts: 2:24:30
    We are officially running out of "Its," but since we, once again, couldn't make up our minds, we elected to re-watch It part 1 (the remake).
    Tune in to hear how many screams faith lets loose and us discussing what each of the characters' fears mean while trying not to spoil the movie.
    **DISCLAIMER**​
    We are not experts of any form (Duh).​
    You are responsible for the media you choose to engage with. Please use caution when choosing to view these films as we cannot account for the possibility of personal experiences triggering a negative response. We recommend that you do your own research preceding viewing in order to avoid any unnecessary feelings of ick that cross the line for you.
    Please send all complaints to wedontwanttohearit@nowhere.com.

    • 2 hrs 30 min
    Episode 10: It Mini OG Part 1: Floating in Nostalgia - It Mini Series

    Episode 10: It Mini OG Part 1: Floating in Nostalgia - It Mini Series

    Time stamps
    Movie Starts: 22:00
    Post Movie Chat starts: 1:58:00
    Welcome to another episode of "we couldn't figure out what to watch," with faith n' Ray Ray.
    Continuing our trip down nostalgia street, listen to us compare this mini-series from what we'd seen with the more recent version of IT since we clearly love clowns, Tim Curry, and Seth Green's wolfish history.
    **no ratings for this ep as we are waiting until we finish the mini-series. And we promise we will. Maybe. Kind of. Maybe not.

    **DISCLAIMER**​
    We are not experts of any form (Duh).​
    You are responsible for the media you choose to engage with. Please use caution when choosing to view these films as we cannot account for the possibility of personal experiences triggering a negative response. We recommend that you do your own research preceding viewing in order to avoid any unnecessary feelings of ick that cross the line for you.
    Please send all complaints to wedontwanttohearit@nowhere.com.

    • 2 hrs
    Episode 9: By Grabthar's Hammer... HUWAT a savings - Galaxy Quest

    Episode 9: By Grabthar's Hammer... HUWAT a savings - Galaxy Quest

    (New!) Time stamps:
    Movie starts: 18:00
    Post movie chat starts: 1:56:00
    Take a trip with us down memory lane as we giggle ourselves throughout this entire film. Seriously. This pod is 80% giggles, 48% guffaws, and 38% trying to imitate alien noises. You're welcome.
    One of the best movies in the 90s, watch this classic rock the shit out of this in every single way.
    PS. Ray Ray's imitation of their alien language is perfection.
    Show Notes/Extras
    Jay Baruchel​
    Scary Mary
    Sticks and Cheese

    **DISCLAIMER**
    We are not experts of any form (Duh).
    You are responsible for the media you choose to engage with. Please use caution when choosing to view these films as we cannot account for the possibility of personal experiences triggering a negative response. We recommend that you do your own research preceding viewing in order to avoid any unnecessary feelings of ick that cross the line for you.
    Please send all complaints to wedontwanttohearit@nowhere.com.

    • 2 hrs 5 min
    Episode 8: Charlize Please - Dark Places

    Episode 8: Charlize Please - Dark Places

    This is probably the most polished intro we've ever had. Enjoy it, as she be rare.
    Extra warning on this one as this movie was a surprise trip to bummers' town, USA. faith thought this was going to be a scary movie - and it was scary, just not in the way she thought.
    Listen to us go along this bumpy, grimy, and frustrating ride which left faith feeling like a dirty ashtray.
    P.S. And just so Ray Ray won't forget; it's masc energy, femme presenting (keep an eye out as this may change in the future).
    P.P.S. WE later determined that, top energy, femme presenting was a more accurate descriptor.
    Show Notes/Extras:
    Nicholas Hoult in About a Boy
    **DISCLAIMER**
    We are not experts of any form (Duh).
    You are responsible for the media you choose to engage with. Please use caution when choosing to view these films as we cannot account for the possibility of personal experiences triggering a negative response. We recommend that you do your own research preceding viewing in order to avoid any unnecessary feelings of ick that cross the line for you.
    Please send all complaints to wedontwanttohearit@nowhere.com.

    • 2 hrs 13 min

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