41 episodes

Sophiena is opening up her Secret Mum Club, the place for all Mums to share all their secrets. From the silly to the serious, this is a totally anonymous place for parents to get things off their chest, because as we all know, we’re all in this together. Joining Sophiena is her Secret Queen co-host Emma, keeping Soph on her toes and revealing your stories and secrets. 
To get your secret read out on the podcast, email hello@secretmumpod.com, follow us on socials @secretmumpod and - like any good secret - tell all your friends about us!

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    • Kids & Family
    • 4.8 • 412 Ratings

Sophiena is opening up her Secret Mum Club, the place for all Mums to share all their secrets. From the silly to the serious, this is a totally anonymous place for parents to get things off their chest, because as we all know, we’re all in this together. Joining Sophiena is her Secret Queen co-host Emma, keeping Soph on her toes and revealing your stories and secrets. 
To get your secret read out on the podcast, email hello@secretmumpod.com, follow us on socials @secretmumpod and - like any good secret - tell all your friends about us!

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    The Nappy Technique

    The Nappy Technique

    It wouldn't be a Secret Mum Episode without a good poo story now would it? Well in today's episode, we have TWO! The ladies are perplexed by one listener's giant poo removal technique, and we get caught in another mum's web of lies! We also have an extra secret of the week about when to have a baby.
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    • 15 min
    The Dildo Unicorn

    The Dildo Unicorn

    What a week for both ladies! One got away with the family and the other has been celebrating a massive poo achievement. We hear from a Mum who struggled with a house guest whilst pregnant, and we've also got double dildo action with two separate Mums having their itchy leg toys exposed!
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    • 49 min
    The Giant Poo Problem

    The Giant Poo Problem

    A new episode... On a Thursday?? YEP! We've had a rejig at the Secret Mum Club HQ which means that you'll get your weekend fix every Thursday! After all, Thursday is the new Friday.
    To celebrate this momentous occasion, we have even more of your messages in the Correspondence Corner and an Extra Secret of The Week! Full disclosure, you might want to put your butter knives down before you hear this one.

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    • 21 min
    The Big Bump Crew

    The Big Bump Crew

    We're back boo! After a short break, Sophiena and Emma are back in the studio... and they have LOADS to catch up on! We hear about the sickness, bath time methods, and as always, there is plenty of chat about bodily functions. Your correspondence and secrets are just as unhinged as this episode with one Dad causing a panic, an unfortunate interaction with a father-in-law and quite possibly the biggest secret we've ever had!
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    • 51 min
    Introducing... Carrie Jane Does Not Exist

    Introducing... Carrie Jane Does Not Exist

    While the ladies are taking a little break, we've got a brand new podcast to keep you company! Carrie Jade Does Not Exist is the story of how one woman, who took on over six different identities, infiltrated the lives of vulnerable people, and lied her way into gaining their trust. Sue Perkins and journalist Katherine Denkinson will tell the story of how Carrie built up a picture-perfect persona and scammed her way into the literary world until she finally got tangled up in her very own web of lies.
    Listen to the full six-part series wherever you get your podcasts!

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    • 24 min
    Lube, Tampons and Glowsticks

    Lube, Tampons and Glowsticks

    There’s a lot of itchy legs chat this week, with Sophiena still not getting jiggy with lube, a listener’s creative use of a sexy cleaners outfit and a teacher’s woe at finding out about a bedroom pole. Emma brings some much needed respite from it all with her weekly round-up and a few more messages from other Mums dealing with clingy toddlers, and a bit of mischief in the garden.
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    • 46 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
412 Ratings

412 Ratings

Sarah skls ,

Thursday is the new Friday

Thank you Soph and Emma, you brighten up my Mondays and now Thursdays

Lolly❤❤ ,

Hilarious

Bloody love your podcast . The best ever xx Thankyou so much

Kirstyxkx ,

Absolutely love this podcast

To say this is my favourite thing is an understatement. I laugh from start to finish. Thanks ladies ❤️

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